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    JOHN: oh he's THERE alright.
JOHN: he's probably just using some sprite magic so only i can see him.
 JOHN: don't you see, jade? he's antagonizing ME PERSONALLY, not you. he's done with you, remember?
 JOHN: he already used you like a rented mule, and now he is moving on to greener pastures.
 JADE: what pastures
 JOHN: it's me.
 JOHN: I'M the pastures.
 JOHN: and now his mule is grazing all over them, while he has a good laugh.
 JADE: what
 JADE: wasnt i supposed to be the mule?
 JADE: i dont think i understand your analogy
 JOHN: no, you see, it's...
 JOHN: the mule represented, like...
 JOHN: i don't know, like the spirit animal of his douchey ways. or something.
 JADE: ....
 JOHN: augh, WHO CAAARES.
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