MEENAH: shouty is that you
KARKAT: YEAH.
KARKAT: I MEAN, NO.
KARKAT: THIS IS KARKAT.
KARKAT: IS THIS
KARKAT: IS THIS MEENAH?
MEENAH: yeh
KARKAT: OH.
KARKAT: HEY
KARKAT: LONG TIME NO, UH
KARKAT: I DIDN'T THINK I'D HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
KARKAT: NOT THAT I'M TELLING YOU TO PISS OFF OR ANYTHING, I'M JUST SURPRISED.
KARKAT: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN
KARKAT: I MEAN
KARKAT: NEVER MIND. THAT'S A FUCKING STUPID QUESTION.
KARKAT: YOU'RE A GHOST.
KARKAT: YOU'RE STILL A GHOST, RIGHT?
KARKAT: UH
KARKAT: HEY LOOK
KARKAT: I KNOW WE MADE THOSE TENTATIVE PLANS WHERE I WAS GOING TO JOIN YOUR ARMY.
KARKAT: AND THEN I GUESS NOTHING REALLY CAME OF THAT, BECAUSE...
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS SOME SHIT CAME UP?
KARKAT: YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GO.
KARKAT: ANYWAY, I'M SORRY I NEVER SAW YOU AFTER THAT, OR CALLED YOU, OR...
KARKAT: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A FUCKING OPTION TO CALL YOU.
KARKAT: MAYBE SOMEONE COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT WAS AN ACTUAL FUCKING POSSIBILITY???
KARKAT: I KNOW, WHAT A CRAZY THOUGHT. USEFUL, PRACTICAL INFORMATION BEING IMPARTED TO ME IN SOME MANNER FOR ONCE IN MY FU--
MEENAH: shouty stfu