ARQUIUSPRITE: Nepeta?!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!!!
ARQUIUSPRITE: I mean
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dave?!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!!!
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dave and Nepeta,
ARQUIUSPRITE: Nepedavesprite?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < davepeta!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < (sprite squared lol)
ARQUIUSPRITE: Davepeta Sprite Squared
ARQUIUSPRITE: It is I, Arquiusprite, to the first power
ARQUIUSPRITE: Which is to say, Equius, and an artificial intelligence composite of your bro, in the form of the cool broken sunglasses I am wearing
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah i know dummy! BPP
ARQUIUSPRITE: How is this possible?
ARQUIUSPRITE: How did you come to be??
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < umm i dunno
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < some shit happened
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < was on a tea date, shook hands with myself, you know
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < basic fuckery
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < how did YOU come to be???
ARQUIUSPRITE: I...
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes, that is a fair question
ARQUIUSPRITE: Some b*llshucks happened, which made little to no sense, and now here I am
ARQUIUSPRITE: I can only presume this was the case for you as well, given your incoherent and poorly developed anecdote
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what ya doin there bro?
ARQUIUSPRITE: Huh? Oh. Nothing really
ARQUIUSPRITE: Doing the final work for this session. Releasing the grist hoards. Nothing that matters now...
ARQUIUSPRITE: Now...
ARQUIUSPRITE: That you're here
ARQUIUSPRITE: *Sniff*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yo are you crying??
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < awww
ARQUIUSPRITE: Davepeta, I apologize for the embarrassing secretions from this imperfect, semi-organic form
ARQUIUSPRITE: How ironic, that I spend virtually 100% of my time secreting liquid from virtually 100% of my body's surface area, and yet a few more drops from my eyes would cause me such shame
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < h33h33h33 youre so fuckin gross!!!!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i really missed you dude
ARQUIUSPRITE: I missed you as well, or, I would have, had I permitted myself to think about you
ARQUIUSPRITE: Alas, I failed to protect you from an unpleasant clown in the most disgraceful way possible, much to the shame of my dead troll half, and much to the disgust of my digital human half
ARQUIUSPRITE: Hence, to the Nepeta portion of you, Davepeta,
ARQUIUSPRITE: I am so very STRONGLY sorry
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < theres nothin to apawlogize for!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < nepeta furgave you for that and anyways im not even her anymore
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i guess davesprite had some old issues with his bro he never really sorted out but hey im not him either!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and youre not his bro or equius youre arquius who is a new and cool and beautyifful thing and anyway all those old troubles are f33ling so overwhelmed by new and different emotions and its great!
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes, Davepeta, you're right
ARQUIUSPRITE: It is really fl*pping great
ARQUIUSPRITE: *Slight sob*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dawwwwwww
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < there there you blubbering goddamn cutie
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta sniffs curiously at arquiusprites grody and emotional body*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *p33-yew davepeta exclaims, recoiling like they were just using their muzzle to investigate the business end of a shitting dog*
ARQUIUSPRITE: What are you...
ARQUIUSPRITE: I mean,
ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius submits his question to Davepeta in the form of a third person statement, thereby acknowledging once and for all that he is in no way above the childish nonsense of his former moirail*
ARQUIUSPRITE: *He in fact acknowledges by e%tension that he is not above anything or anyone, and never was*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < omg yes!!!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean that was a good start but also a little abstract man, you should try incorporating some actual behaviors and actions into your RP things to punch them up
ARQUIUSPRITE: Behaviors and actions?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like think dude, how the hell is davepeta supposed to react cutely to some internal epiphany your havin? hows that shit externally TELEGRAPHED bro??
ARQUIUSPRITE: I see
ARQUIUSPRITE: *I mean, Arquius sees*
ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius soon realizes he will need a truly unreasonable supply of fresh, dry towels to absorb the perspiration caused by two separate lifetimes of regrets and foolishnesses*
ARQUIUSPRITE: *He embarks on a mystical quest of the spirit, through a land of his imagination's design as a part of his personal "Alternative Universe" fiction. It is a mountainous land consisting of only fresh, perfectly folded white towels, and rivers of milk running through its valleys*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yum yum!
ARQUIUSPRITE: *"Yum yum" indeed, he thinks to himself with his silicon brain, e%actly one trillion times per second, for several seconds. But now is no time to sup from the streams of dairy. He gathers a heap of clean towels in his strapping arms. Yes, these guns you see here. Two astonishing sinewed meat trunks clutch the unsodden rectangles of fabric, like tremendous baguettes of rippling, twitching protein tissue.*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < B\\
ARQUIUSPRITE: *He reflects on his pair of powerful weapons with admiration, and wonders quietly if Davepeta would like a complimentary ticket to the gun show. But due to his obscenely powerful mind, this thought took place in the blink of a microsecond, and he proceeds to have additional, similarly rapid cyber-reveries. Including, but not limited to, thoughts of fondness for Davepeta, and some e%tremely comple% genetic algorithms comparing the merits of various redemptive gestures, and-
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < arquius youre RPing your internal thought process again
ARQUIUSPRITE: Oh. Sorry
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its ok for startin out, youll get the hang of it if you k33p at it
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you being willing to try is all that matters and is hella nice B33
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *starts to purr a sick beat!*
ARQUIUSPRITE: You mean, like a rap beat?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < um, duhhh?
ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius wonders if the purred rap beat is strictly in the hypothetical plane of roleplay, or if it will be an audible phenomenon taking place in reality soon*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta gives a little knowing nod, as if to say, you bet your chiseled ass itll be an audible phenomenon in reality soon*
ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius begins fle%ing rhythmically, in time with the beat of the purred rap. This hypothetical role playing action should also be regarded as a precursor to this deed being literally e%ecuted in reality*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta starts droppin the illest purrbeat you ever heard but stops suddenly, as they become mesmerized by the hypnotic flexing of arquiusprites humongous muscles*
ARQUIUSPRITE: Do you... really like them?
ARQUIUSPRITE: *He says*
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i... really do
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *they say*
ARQUIUSPRITE: Would...
ARQUIUSPRITE: You like to touch my muscles, davepeta?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes i believe i would
ARQUIUSPRITE: Then I must command you
ARQUIUSPRITE: Please touch my muscles
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes ok
ARQUIUSPRITE: I won't take no for an answer, Davepeta
ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i said yes!
ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes!
ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes!!
ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < YES!!!