JADE:her imperious condescension has duly noted your ridiculous tantrum JADE:now take your welsh sword DAVE: why JADE:since you have obviously been identified as the one who must deal english his fatal blow we will need to make sure you are battle ready JADE:and you do not seem very battle ready to me dave JADE:show me what you can do DAVE: wait since when could you use a sword DAVE: also DAVE: whats up with that dumb sword JADE:i will not hear another word of such appalling slander about this fine weapon JADE:its colorful and its silly and its a sword JADE:end of story JADE:as for why i can wield it, i surpassed the need for a strife specibus quite some time ago DAVE: how JADE:havent you climbed any more god tiers over the last few years? JADE:what were you even doing on that meteor DAVE: ohh DAVE: yeah no DAVE: i climbed a few yeah JADE:what badges do you have on your kiddie camper handysash? DAVE: which ones do you have JADE:i asked you first DAVE: show me your badges and you can see mine DAVE: i want to scope out this universal specibus badge that sounds pretty cool actually JADE:dave JADE:we both know neither the kiddie camper handysash nor the badges sewn onto it are real objects DAVE: oh yeah DAVE: its pretty easy to forget sometimes tho JADE:yeah... DAVE: i think were getting sidetracked by the kiddie camper shit DAVE: are you really suggesting that we do an actual sword fight right now DAVE: like for training purposes
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
