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    KARKAT: SOLLUX, WHERE DID YOUR BODY GO???
SOLLUX: hell if i kn0w.
 ARADIA: oh nooo :(
 KARKAT: WAIT A MINUTE.
 KARKAT: WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE, WHERE'S...
 KARKAT: SHIT
 KARKAT: VRISKA'S BODY IS GONE TOO!
 DAVE: wait
 DAVE: shes dead too
 TEREZI: 3R...
 DAVE: you guys are so messed up
 KARKAT: WHERE ARE THEY?
 KARKAT: DID ANYONE SEE WHAT HAPPENED??
 KARKAT: DAMMIT, WHEN THE FUCK WILL I LEARN NOT TO TURN MY BACK ON THE BODIES.
 KARKAT: HOLD ON
 KARKAT: OH NO, WHERE'S GAMZEE
 KANAYA: He Took Them
 KANAYA: Look At The Trails
 KARKAT: OHHHH FUCK
 KARKAT: NO, FUCK NO, FUCK THAT CORPSE HOARDING SACK OF HORRIBLE GARBAGE.
 DAVE: wait has the juggalo troll been giving you guys fits like this or something
 DAVE: like this is a thing
 DAVE: like a pattern
 KARKAT: NICE GUESS SHIT HEAD!
 DAVE: oh man one of you has got to sit me down and tell me what actually happened here it all just sounds fuckin amazing in sort of the stupidest way possible
 DAVE: i mean like personal tragedies notwithstanding
 KARKAT: YEAH, HE DOES THIS
 KARKAT: HE SORT OF COLLECTS BODIES AND DECAPITATES THEM AND STUFF
 KARKAT: STICKS THEM IN BIG SCIENCE JARS, FOR SOME REASON??
 KANAYA: Im Pretty Sure He Kisses Them Too Sometimes
 KARKAT: NO NO NO I'M NOT LISTENING TO SHIT LIKE THAT, I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THAT.
 KARKAT: IT'S LIKE
 KARKAT: YOU KNOW HOW EVERY NOW AND THEN YOUR LUSUS WILL BRING SOME RANDOM ASS DEAD ANIMAL BACK TO YOUR HIVE FOR NO FUCKING REASON
 KARKAT: AND THEY DON'T EVER STOP DOING THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL
 KARKAT: IT'S LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
 DAVE: not really
 DAVE: oh wait
 DAVE: against all odds i sorta do
 DAVE: mine actually did do that once
 KARKAT: YES, THERE YOU GO.
 DAVE: when i was really young
 DAVE: he made this stupid leather bib for me out of a goddamn horse
 DAVE: for the ironies obviously
 ROSE: Was that the one you mentioned had a pink heart on it?
 DAVE: yeah
 ROSE: Hmm.
 DAVE: what
 ROSE: It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently.
 ROSE: It was crushed to death by your newborn ass.
 ROSE: You bastard.
 DAVE: well shit
 DAVE: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving
 DAVE: but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work
 ROSE: Thanks.
 KARKAT: KANAYA WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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