VRISKA: Ok, now that we have a ghost army assem8led, the weapon in hand, and settled on the determin8tion that the lost cheru8 pro8a8ly doesn't matter at all...
VRISKA: I think it's time to make a plan.
MEENAH: hold up
MEENAH: somefin dont feel right aboat this
VRISKA: What?
MEENAH: this army
MEENAH: who the flips in charge of this jam
VRISKA: In charge?
VRISKA: Uh...
MEENAH: please dont tell me its the dancin weenie poopboy
VRISKA: I don't think he's technically "in charge"?
VRISKA: He just "motiv8ted" them all to join the fight through the power of "friendship".
TAVROS: yES EXACTLY, }:)
MEENAH: yea but an armys gotta follow orders
MEENAH: otherwise it aint an army
MEENAH: its a bunch of assholes who all happen to be standing in roughly the same vicinity
VRISKA: I see your point.
VRISKA: What are you suggesting?
MEENAH: i should rule the army
VRISKA: Rule??
VRISKA: Don't you mean like, 8e the general of it?
VRISKA: I think that's usually how it works.
MEENAH: shell no glubberfucker
MEENAH: i should rule these sons a fishes
MEENAH: its in my blood
MEENAH: also
MEENAH: i fuckin wanna
MEENAH: and i probubbly wont take no for a clamswer
VRISKA: Hey, that sounds fine to me.
VRISKA: A little discipline applied to this swarm of dead idiots isn't going to dou8le-kill them.
VRISKA: I'm just not sure how feasi8le it is?
VRISKA: Tavros is the one who rounded them all up, so I assume they're all currently listening to him when it comes to the marching orders.
MEENAH: i sea how it is
MEENAH: hey you
MEENAH: swabby
TAVROS: yES?
MEENAH: i hereby challenge you for the leadership of this army!!!!!!
TAVROS: wHAT,
MEENAH: get yer fuckin dukes up pupa pansy >38D
TAVROS: wHOA,
TAVROS: nO,
TAVROS: oH NO, lET'S NOT,
TAVROS: dO THAT?
MEENAH: yeah lets!
MEENAH: itll be fin
TAVROS: fIN?
MEENAH: FUN YOU ASS
MEENAH: now hit me ya seaweed suckin sandal stuffer
TAVROS: bUT,
TAVROS: i THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA, tHAT YOU LEAD THE ARMY!
TAVROS: i DON'T, eVEN? cONTEST THAT AT ALL?
MEENAH: aw man 38(
MEENAH: whys everyone alwaves gotta do shit the boring way
TAVROS: i'LL JUST LET EVERYONE KNOW YOU'RE THE NEW LEADER, oKAY?
MEENAH: aight hows this
MEENAH: ill buy em off you
TAVROS: uHHH,
MEENAH: just name your price
MEENAH: i got a LOT of gold you know
MEENAH: do i look fuckin poor to you???
MEENAH: tell me i look poor i GLUBBING DAR-E YOU
TAVROS: nO, i BELIEVE YOU!
TAVROS: i THINK YOU ARE PROBABLY VERY WEALTHY?
MEENAH: then tell me how much gold i need to unload to make this shit happen
TAVROS: bUT,
TAVROS: i DON'T WANT GOLD!
TAVROS: fIRSTLY, i REALLY DOUBT IT EVEN HAS MUCH INTRINSIC VALUE, iN THIS CONTEXT,
TAVROS: bECAUSE WE AREN'T EVEN,,, oN A PLANET, wHEREBY SUCH ORES ARE SCARCE, wE ARE JUST IN AN ABSTRACT FIELD, oF FLEETING ILLUSIONS, aND,
TAVROS: tHERE'S SURELY NO MARKET OF EXCHANGE ANYWHERE HERE, tHAT WOULD HELP DICTATE THE FLUCTUATING PRICE, oF SUCH A COMMODITY,
TAVROS: oR EVEN ANY MONETARY BASIS OF COMPARISON FOR THAT PRICE, iF IT ACTUALLY EXISTED,
MEENAH: W)(Y T)(-E S)(IT IS -EV-ERYBODY A FUCKIN -ECONOMIST ALL OF A S)(ITTING SUDD-EN
MEENAH: *grumble grumble*
MEENAH: pedantic motherfucks dont know gold = riches, P-ERIOD
TAVROS: iT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AN ARGUMENT, aBOUT GOLD OR ECONOMIES, oR ANYTHING ELSE!
TAVROS: i SAID IT'S A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU LEAD US! i LIKE THE IDEA!!
MEENAH: alright alright
MEENAH: FIN-E
MEENAH: go ahead an B-E nice about it what do i care 38T
TAVROS: i FULLY RECOGNIZE, tHROUGH THE CUSTOMARY TRADITIONS OF NORMAL CULTURE, tHAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS MOST FIT TO RULE,
TAVROS: aND WHILE i MAY EXCEL AT FRIENDSHIP TEMPORARILY, i DON'T HAVE THE LEADERSHIP THINGS OF BEING HARSH AND BOSSY,
TAVROS: bUT THOSE ARE LEADERSHIP THINGS YOU HAVE, pROBABLY, bECAUSE OF YOUR BLOOD?
TAVROS: sO STARTING NOW, i COMPLETELY DEFER AND PROSTRATE TO,,,,,,
TAVROS: mY NEW EMPRESS! };D