ROXY: here comes da lightning ROXY: u got to imagine it comin out my fingertips ROXY: wherein i am an almighty wisard DAVE: ok currently imagining that DAVE: hmm not bad DAVE: not bad at all ROXY: pCHOO ROXY: um ROXY: what ROXY: is your favorite rap guy DAVE: thats a dead tie DAVE: between me and snoop DAVE: also MAYBE obama but to be fair i dont think he raps irl that is mainly just a headcanon i have about him DAVE: but come on DAVE: you werent actually curious about that were you ROXY: im trying to think of stuff to ask jeez! ROXY: gimme a sec... ROXY: kay ROXY: howwww did ROXY: you become a god tier DAVE: rose and i went on a suicide mission piloting a moon through the furthest ring DAVE: the moon had a cosmic mega nuclear bomb in its core but also our quest beds by surprise DAVE: when it blew up it created literally the biggest fucking sun in existence which also happened to be the exact same sun we thought we were going out there to destroy DAVE: but we also died and resurrected as god tiers and i guess due to immortality rose up through the surface of the fuckin sun all glowing green and wearing pajamas and shit ROXY: HOLY CRAP ROXY: THAT IS SO RIDICULOUSLY INSANE AND COOL! ROXY: AND SO SO SO MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO US WOW! DAVE: why how did you do it ROXY: god its almost embarrassing to even describe ROXY: especially compared to that! DAVE: go on ROXY: um we all had a hangover from magic candy ROXY: and woke up on our god slabs ROXY: and like ROXY: talked for a while ROXY: have u ever seen the breakfast club DAVE: no ROXY: ok well it was like that ROXY: but probably shittier ROXY: then we all sorta randomly died on accident ROXY: due to surprise villain attacks DAVE: eh that sounds alright DAVE: who even cares about having a baller origin story DAVE: we were just some chumps on a moon being melodramatic and in the process of gettin chumped by an omniscient creep DAVE: your outfit looks cool at least ROXY: thanks! ROXY: k then... next ROXY: have u ROXY: ever kissed anybody?? DAVE: what DAVE: man DAVE: these questions are taking on a different tenor than the ones i asked you ROXY: well?? DAVE: um yeah ok i WAS kissed DAVE: by jade when i was dead DAVE: so i would come back to life DAVE: that was like... RIGHT before the moon mission i mentioned ROXY: o yeah ROXY: i was corpse smooched once too DAVE: by who ROXY: ... ROXY: hey its still my lightning round! ROXY: i was askin if YOU ever kissed somebody ROXY: like awake and alive and on purpose DAVE: maaan ROSE: We're waiting, Dave. DAVE: hey i thought you were just "studying" us! ROSE: I'm also officiating. ROSE: I'll have to hold you to the question, or throw a flag. ROSE: Remember the sports? ROSE: My, how quickly we forget the sports. DAVE: no come on DAVE: i just asked you about nintendo and shit!! ROXY: ok ok! ROXY: hahaha :) ROXY: do youuu ROXY: like drawin DAVE: yes ROXY: comics? DAVE: yes ROXY: funny comics?? DAVE: fuck yes ROXY: about fat assed idiots and jpeg trashloss everywhere DAVE: fuck fucking yes ROXY: ok ima admit ROXY: i have you at a little disadvantage ROXY: since i know some things about your alt future grownup self DAVE: like what ROXY: dont wanna spoil it! ROXY: theres a better time for that conversation ROXY: and maybe a better person to have it with than me DAVE: ... ROXY: do you like orange soda DAVE: no ROXY: NO?? DAVE: hell no ROXY: then whats your poison DAVE: aj ROXY: huh? DAVE: apple juice ROXY: thats fuckin cute DAVE: pretty much ROXY: have u ever been in love DAVE: god damn it!
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
