TAVROS: iT'S FOR PRIVATE SENTIMENTAL PURPOSES,
TAVROS: i DON'T WANT TO SAY,
JOHN: that's cool. guess i will just enjoy this ring forever, as my property.
TAVROS: oKAAAAAY,
TAVROS: i'LL TELL YOU,
TAVROS: yOU'RE AN AWFUL HUMAN, bY THE WAY,
JOHN: yeah right, dude. would an awful guy be wearing such a sweet, priceless ring? i don't think so!
TAVROS: oH MY GOD, tHAT'S SUCH BAD LOGIC, tHAT YOU'RE KNOWINGLY USING TO BE A WORSE ENEMY,
JOHN: yeah...
JOHN: you sure did explain that, i guess.
TAVROS: i WANT THE RING BECAUSE,
TAVROS: tHIS REQUIRES SOME LABORIOUS EXPLANATION,
TAVROS: iT PERTAINS TO HUMAN CUSTOMS, WHICH i HAVE TAKEN TIME TO STUDY AS AN ETERNAL GHOST,
TAVROS: tHE TREASURE IS NEEDED, TO COMPLETE A SORT OF RITUALIZED PACT,
TAVROS: hAVING TO DO WITH HUMAN MATING,
TAVROS: tO CEMENT IN STONE THE ROMANTIC MATRIMONIES,
JOHN: oh!
JOHN: you want to use it to propose to your girlfriend?
TAVROS: yEAH,
TAVROS: wHATEVER,
JOHN: heh... that is not really what i was expecting to hear.
JOHN: i thought you were just being a greedy treasure grubbing douche.
TAVROS: yOU MEAN,
TAVROS: lIKE YOU???
JOHN: yes.
JOHN: but that's a pretty good reason.
JOHN: i guess i can let you have it, if it is going to result in a happy marriage.
TAVROS: oKAY, tHEN HURRY, aND GIVE IT TO ME,
JOHN: who is the lucky lady, anyway?
TAVROS: oH NO, hURRY uP, tHERE'S NO TIME,
TAVROS: sHE'S COMING!
JOHN: who??
TAVROS: gIVE IT TO ME,
TAVROS: sHE CAN'T SEE IT YET, iT HAS TO BE A SURPRISE!
TAVROS: aLSO, i DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW i GOT IT, fROM A LOSER LIKE YOU,
JOHN: hey!
TAVROS: oH MY GOD,
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