KANAYA: Augh KANAYA: Why Does That Always Happen KARKAT: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY. KARKAT: I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY. DAVE: karkat is broken guys KARKAT: YEAH KARKAT: OK HOLD ON KARKAT: IF I CAN SETTLE DOWN A TICK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE MORE SENSE SHORTLY KARKAT: JUST ONE... KARKAT: *huff huff* ROSE: Maybe you should lie down on the couch. KARKAT: FUCK... KARKAT: *wheeze* KARKAT: NO DAVE: dude what is the matter with you KARKAT: WOW OK KARKAT: THAT WAS A PRETTY TERRIBLE ENTRANCE. KARKAT: ANYWAY KARKAT: WHERE WAS I.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.