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04/07/09 - "Pose as a team. The world is real."
04/07/09 - "Hang up."
04/07/09 - "Answer phone."
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04/04/09 - "GPI: Fondly regard creation."
04/02/09 - "Next."
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04/02/09 - "MK: Exit afterlife."
04/01/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
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03/16/09 - "EPILOGUE"
03/10/09 - "Thanks for playing!"
03/10/09 - "Exit."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Everyone: Get in flivver."
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03/10/09 - "Quickly retrieve arms from approaching light."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "PS+AD+PI: VICTORY DANCE!"
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "AD: Get MEGATON KEY."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Pose as a team 'cause shit j..."
03/09/09 - "PS+AD+PI: Land in a hard boiled manner."
03/09/09 - "Next."
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03/09/09 - "Everyone: BRACE FOR IMPACT."
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03/07/09 - "Next."
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03/07/09 - "PI: Flip wheel one last time."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "DMK: DEFENSIVE GLOWER"
03/07/09 - "DS: AGGRESS SEEDPOD"
03/07/09 - "Next."
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03/06/09 - "PI: Steer universe."
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03/05/09 - "PI: Fire at moon."
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03/04/09 - "BHMK: Retrieve arms from crannies and fissures."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings to limit."
03/04/09 - "Next."
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03/01/09 - "PS: FINAL FLIP OUT"
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Commune with arbitor."
03/01/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Ride Mount Lardass like mechanical bull."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Plot a new course."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Navigate with sextant."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Devil: Prod damned with FORK."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: Never mind. Continue."
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: React to update."
02/27/09 - "DMK: LADDER TO HELL"
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "PS: LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> PAX PROBLISCUM"
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "PS: LV. 98 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> POISON PEN LETTER"
02/23/09 - "PS: Load weapon."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "DS: Grant PS a boon."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Hatless man: Retrieve HAT."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "DS: SERAPHIMIC DYNAMEIS -> CHERUBUM'S RUSH"
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Angels: Escape via Hawking radiation."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: Close door."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: LV. 99 BELLY OF THE WHALE: BLOWHOLE SWANSONG"
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Death: Secure doors."
02/19/09 - "Next."
02/19/09 - "PS: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION"
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/15/09 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE"
02/15/09 - "PS: Fill Suckle Receptacle."
02/14/09 - "FINAL COMB STATUS"
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "PS: Slash brier."
02/14/09 - "PS: CATCH IT!!!"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "PI: TICKLETECH -> LV. 1 FEATHERMEDDLE"
02/13/09 - "PI: Tickle BRIER OF CRUELTY."
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/12/09 - "Recap Part 2!"
02/10/09 - "Next."
02/10/09 - "Weasel King: Survey Kingdom."
02/08/09 - "Next."
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02/08/09 - "HD+NB: Land already."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Next."
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02/07/09 - "PIs: TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE AD INFINITUM"
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Hippo Inspectors: Ascend to Godhead."
02/05/09 - "Next."
02/05/09 - "Death and company: LV. 3 HIPPOTECH: THE HUNGER"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "DMK: LV. 99 CODDLETECH -> THORNSWOGGLE"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB: Put on sunglasses."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB+HD:Get sucked into event horizon in more elongated manner"
02/02/09 - "Next."
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01/31/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
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01/30/09 - "PS: Get ye ink flask."
01/30/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "Death: Beg visitors to stay."
01/30/09 - "Death: Greet new visitors."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings yet again."
01/29/09 - "Thugs: Prostrate thyselves before savior."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Hatless Man: Drink Ink of Squid Pro Quo."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Afterlife."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "DMMK: Ascend(Descend?) into the Game of Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "PS: Right universe."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 90 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Pickle report."
01/25/09 - "Fan report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Comb report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Highbrow: LV. 4 HOOPTECH -> DMMK KATAMARI BALL"
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress DMMK."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Enter dollhouse."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Head to brothel."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Meanwhile in the Speakeasy..."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "PI: Check ripeness."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "HD+NB+Whores: Aggress DMMK."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/21/09 - "Heroes: Aggress DMMK."
01/20/09 - "PI: Go pick up huge barrel."
01/20/09 - "PS: Throw your hat down in..."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Turn wheel."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PI: Give PS Chronoscope."
01/20/09 - "Higgs Bonehead: Target weak spot with kamikaze attack."
01/20/09 - "Death: Appraise Bonehead's mortality."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PI: Snipe weak spot."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "AD: Have tearful reunion with Bathearst."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Collide."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
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01/16/09 - "FFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
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01/16/09 - "PFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/08/09 - "Fill PFPI's Suckle Receptacle."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "AD: Punch Death in snout to establish infuriation."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Comb status."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "AD: Dig up stump."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "AD: Lament Life."
01/05/09 - "Meanwhile, in the afterlife..."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "PI: Keep up heavy shelling of DMK with that cannon!"
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Ford river."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Go hunting."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "FMK: Tighten brassier."
01/03/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress foppishly."
01/03/09 - "Heroes: Enter Gutterpipe."
01/02/09 - "Next."
01/02/09 - "AD: Spin Wheel of Life."
01/02/09 - "AD+Bathearst: Fight crime."
01/02/09 - "AD: Become Punisher Ace Dick."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
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01/01/09 - "ZAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CHECK YO'SELF JONAH"
12/31/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "PI: Fire!"
12/31/08 - "PI: Aim at DMK."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "FMK: Tighten brassier making you small enough to exit door."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Heroes: Descend (ascend?) other side of cathedral."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, SAVE THAT GLORIOUS BUST!"
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PI: Look around universe with scope."
12/26/08 - "PI: Zoom in."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PI: Attach scope to sniper rifle."
12/26/08 - "PS: Give scope to PI."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority."
12/25/08 - "AD+Sonhearst: Become vigilante superheroes out of grief."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Thug: Lower Pryglass to reveal a black ring around eye."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
12/23/08 - "FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "PS: Remove chronoscope from wheel."
12/23/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/23/08 - "NB: Retrieve sunglasses."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/21/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "HD: Unlock door."
12/20/08 - "HD: Paint keyholes on locks."
12/20/08 - "HD: Get brush and palette."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Fire."
12/19/08 - "MK: Don MM's corset."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Wield machine gun against MK."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: Sew universe back together."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA"
12/17/08 - "Next."
12/17/08 - "AD: Enjoy Life."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "NB: Finish her."
12/15/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "NB: COMB RAVE -> HIGHLY FLAMMABLE CASE OF THE VAPORS"
12/13/08 - "NB: CHAIN ATTACK"
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "HD: COMB RAVE -> ROLLING THUNDER"
12/12/08 - "HD: Return to dollhouse."
12/12/08 - "MM: Aggress more vigorously."
12/12/08 - "Fill HD and NB's suckle receptacles."
12/12/08 - "Comb report?"
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "DMK: Fill 'em with daylight already!"
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "MM: AGGRESS"
12/10/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice, ascend to attic."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "MM: Flee into dollhouse and wear corset."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "PI: Throw anchor overboard."
12/06/08 - "DMK: COMB RAVE -> FILL 'EM WITH DAYLIGHT"
12/06/08 - "MK: Replace Amphora with a new receptacle."
12/06/08 - "Next."
12/06/08 - "MK: Smash Suckle Amphora over FAD's head."
12/06/08 - "PI: COMB RAVE -> ANCHORS AWAY"
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Reach final level."
12/05/08 - "MK+FAD: Take brawl into doll house pantry."
12/05/08 - "Check on combs again."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "PS+ZAD+Death: Move anchor toward PI."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "HD+NB: DUAL AGGRESSION -> STRIPTEASE"
12/03/08 - "Next."
12/03/08 - "PFPI: Join battle."
12/02/08 - "HD+NB: AGGRESS"
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter studio door."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter dollhouse."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "FPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
11/30/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
11/30/08 - "FPI: Play a haunting tuba refrain to raise DMK's emotions."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Follow MK."
11/28/08 - "MK: Enter theater."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
11/28/08 - "NB: Plug in fan."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "NB: Tighten corset like you've never tightened before!"
11/28/08 - "NB: Bring plug through mousehole."
11/28/08 - "HD: Unplug projector and plug in fan"
11/28/08 - "HD: Tighten strings on bodice."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Throw down your hat in disgust."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Manhandle one of the gentlemen."
11/28/08 - "ZAD: Push PI toward anchor to hurry him along."
11/28/08 - "Death: Mourn loss of scythe."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "PS: FINAL AGGRESSION!"
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Heroes: Advance in Cathedral."
11/24/08 - "AD: Advance in Life."
11/24/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "MK: Exit legitimate establishment."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "NB: Feed plug through gutterpipe projector."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "NB: Get in ham truck and drive through underpass."
11/22/08 - "ZAD: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "PI: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "Check on status of honey production."
11/22/08 - "PS: Aggress faster!"
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "GPI: Do something useful! Attack or something!"
11/21/08 - "MK: Exit speakeasy."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Break down door using awesome latin strength."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Bust into still room like Kool-Aid Man."
11/20/08 - "PS: Keep aggressing."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Beat the crap out of MK."
11/18/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: AGGRESS."
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ARMISTYX"
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Punch woman in snout to establish superiority."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Take money to racetrack, bet on ponies."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "PFPI: Cheat in game of Trouble."
11/14/08 - "ZAD: Clean the mess up."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CLOWNSTORM"
11/13/08 - "4 Heroes: Ascend to battle DMK."
11/11/08 - "FAD: Ride MK's fort like a mechanical bull."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "AD: Begin playing Life."
11/10/08 - "NB: Bring plug through wide window."
11/10/08 - "HD: Double back through the tolls."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Drive back to Bouchere District."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "NB: Loosen corset, load plug into cheese truck."
11/10/08 - "HD: To the Fromagere District!!"
11/10/08 - "Swain: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "HD: Go through window."
11/08/08 - "RECAP!!! Please?"
11/08/08 - "PS: Unsummon Moe."
11/08/08 - "Next."
11/08/08 - "PS: Summon Moe."
11/07/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crenellation."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "DMK: LV. 20 THORNCODDLE: SNUGGLEBARB PRICKLEPOKE"
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Pose as a team cause shit is more real than ever."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Yeah, paint over those too."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Cover up the rest of the mural."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "NB: Ask Highbrow to drive to Gutterpipe Projects."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> GUMMY WORM ZOMBIE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> TOOTSIE ROLL FRANKENSTEIN!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/02/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
11/02/08 - "PS: What Pumpkin?"
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "PS: Wonder what happened to the four warriors."
11/01/08 - "PS: Ask FPI to conjure a schema pumpkin."
11/01/08 - "DMK: LV. 1000 RUNNING NUMBERS: ROLL FOR DEXTROSITY"
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "FAD: Throw crate at DMK."
10/31/08 - "Swap hats with DMK."
10/31/08 - "PI: 'No scope' DMK's weak spot with sniper rifle."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE?"
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "COMB RAVE: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!"
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "PI: Throw it away."
10/30/08 - "FPI: Conjure candy telescope for sniper rifle."
10/29/08 - "NB: Get in passenger seat."
10/29/08 - "Highbrow: Go through driver's hatch."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "HD: Roll some paint on the mural."
10/29/08 - "HD: Go into middle private booth."
10/29/08 - "HD: Equip paint roller."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Fill Zombie Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Fiesta Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Bees: Place impetus combs in tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Check progress on tecton hive."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
10/27/08 - "NB: Go back and put on your corset."
10/27/08 - "Swain: Insert coins into coin slot."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB: Flip switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB: Examine middle switch."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down stairs through eye door."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down projector pipe."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "PS: Lob into DMK's mouth."
10/26/08 - "FPI: Conjure jaw breaker bomb."
10/26/08 - "PS: Put skylight through small window."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "HD: Turn crank on aspect valve."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go back in. Go through left door again."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through wide window."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through right door."
10/25/08 - "NB: Run plug through corset, into pipe, and out projector."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
10/22/08 - "NB: Lift plug."
10/22/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings again."
10/22/08 - "NB: Go get plug and bring it through window."
10/22/08 - "HD: Jump down on to valve lever."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on upper valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on scale valve."
10/21/08 - "PS: With hard boiled voice say you're just getting started."
10/21/08 - "DMK: DEMOTE"
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "FPI: Conjure frosting to extinguish flames."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "HD: Thank whores for complement."
10/19/08 - "NB: Ok, nothing to do out here. Go back in."
10/19/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings on corset."
10/19/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "PI: Make universe do a barrel roll."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "AS: Use delegation skills to call four nations to your aid."
10/19/08 - "HD: Climb ladder, equip corset."
10/17/08 - "HD: Go in."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Strip rest of mural."
10/16/08 - "HD: Enter mousehole, given your small HEIGHT attribute."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Splash a little on wall."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Use stripper on mural."
10/15/08 - "Next."
10/15/08 - "DMK: LV. 10 THORNCODDLE: APESHIT BRAMBLEFUCK"
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CINDER ABLOCKALYPSE"
10/14/08 - "AS: AGGRESS"
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AH: Mute bee again."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "NB: Take off all your clothes and enter far left door."
10/12/08 - "NB: Enter far right room."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "HD: Climb ladder and look into pipe."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "AH: Unmute Professor Bee, he's been silent long enough."
10/11/08 - "HD: Pursue cheese truck to Gutterpipe Projects."
10/11/08 - "NB: Go through Eye Door."
10/11/08 - "NB: Add stripper container to inventory."
10/11/08 - "NB: Equip the corset."
10/11/08 - "NB: Plug fan into enormous outlet."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "ZAD: Sample DMK's tentacle with a nice bottle of Merlot."
10/09/08 - "NB: Ride the plug like a mechanical bull."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "NB: Get the hell out of the fan's way."
10/09/08 - "HD: Pursue on foot. Ask toll operator for directions."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Hail a cab and follow the cheese truck."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "DMK: THORNCODDLE"
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "ZAD, FAD, and AD: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE."
10/07/08 - "Candy Mecha: Fire into DMK's mouth(s)."
10/07/08 - "ZAD: Zombie truffle shuffle."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "PI: Pick up captain's sextant."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw machine gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw tommy gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw weapons into the lights."
10/03/08 - "AS: Retrieve Snoop Bust, for it is too important to be lost."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "PI: Return to battle."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "PI: Dump the fan through the jacuzzi."
10/03/08 - "PI:Become homoerotically interested in returning to your fan"
10/03/08 - "HD: Walk to nearest intersection."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "PI: Ask HD to take weapons instead."
10/02/08 - "PI: Take weapons down to MK's office."
10/02/08 - "AS: Give all the weapons to PI."
10/02/08 - "AS: Take charge as leader. Demand weapons."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
10/02/08 - "AS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUDE!"
10/02/08 - "Candy Mecha: Join the battle already!"
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "DMK: AGGRESS"
10/01/08 - "Quick pose as a team again this shit seems pretty real."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "PI: Conjure candy armor."
10/01/08 - "AS: Craft sea-worthy hats for your allies."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "MK: Grab the cinder blocks."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "MK: Dump portholes through jacuzzi."
09/29/08 - "PI+AD: Return to land of living."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PS: Use tommykey on lock."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "AS: Fire warning shots off the port bow."
09/28/08 - "FPI: Go back to Ace Deck."
09/28/08 - "AD:Establish superiority by punching nearest Q*Bert in snout"
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "PI: Defeat death already."
09/28/08 - "MK: Gather up all the ship portholes."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV. 49 ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FPI: Bring nervous broad to the Ace Deck."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "AS: Fashion a more fitting hat from your old hat."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FINAL BOSS BATTLE."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "[UNPAUSE]"
09/22/08 - "[PAUSE]"
09/22/08 - "NB: Land already!"
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: Turn wheel, "capsizing" the boat upright."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: "Climb" the steering wheel."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Go up to deck."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Open the trapdoor."
09/20/08 - "CUT SCENE."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Wail on Wilson bust."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Get bust outta there--Ándele Ándele, Arriba, Arriba!"
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(!) to demonhood."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(?) to demonhood."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "AD: Drink sauce."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Go up."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Enter safe room."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Open MK's door. Enter."
09/18/08 - "AD: Check aftermath of still explosion."
09/18/08 - "PS: Rebuild Bowen Stilson Dogg."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Build fort out of desk."
09/18/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HOOCHED-UP BOOTLEGGER"
09/17/08 - "PS: Victory dance!"
09/15/08 - "Oh get the hell off of there."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "PS: Target the plug. Don't forget your witty one-liner."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "PARLIAMENT UPROAR! TRUSTY KNIVES"
09/15/08 - "AD: Check on hot sauce still."
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/13/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TYPE 2 DIABEAT-DOWN"
09/13/08 - "MK: SUMMON WILFORD BRIMLEY"
09/11/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> INSULIN SHOT"
09/11/08 - "HD: Frisk MK's body for valuables."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "NB: Fall in a more nervous manner."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "CHARM BREAK! KISS OF DEATH"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SELF SACCHARINE-FICE"
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: Mobilize!"
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "PS: LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: CEASEFIRE"
09/07/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
09/07/08 - "Zombie AD: Advance."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Bespectacled Wench: COMMUNITY OUTREACH"
09/07/08 - "Cultural Rainbow: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MOB RULE"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: LV. 77 DISQUIETING LEER"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "PS: Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
09/07/08 - "AD: Go by Fluthlu, granting him wide berth whilst doing so."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: FONDLE"
09/07/08 - "AD: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 2 TORSO FLAIL"
09/05/08 - "PS: Advance further into level."
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "HC: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PACIFY"
09/05/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SUMMON HENRY CLAY"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "ZM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PROFANE ADULTERATION"
09/05/08 - "PS: For the love of GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE!"
09/05/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crustacean."
09/03/08 - "PS: Ascend to the hopefully final level."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "MURDER FLUX! NERVOUS BREAKDOWN"
09/03/08 - "PS: Collect loot and go up."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PI: Ask Death where Honeybee Professor is."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "AD&PI: Challenge Death to win back your lives."
09/03/08 - "Death: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TWO LUMPS"
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "PI: Put HONEYBEE PROFESSOR through the window first."
09/01/08 - "AD: Throw TEACUP at DEATH."
08/31/08 - "PI: Drop window through other window."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "OSTENTATION DRIVE! DOUBLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE TROUBLE"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
08/31/08 - "AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
08/31/08 - "PS: Time to bring out the noise! SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "PS: LV. 5 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: IMPROMPTU CAUCUS"
08/30/08 - "HD: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Boneguard Mount: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "Morthol: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> GNOSTIC TAINT"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> BRASS TACKS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Candy Mechas: Don't show protips."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Dual motorcycle attack!"
08/28/08 - "PS: This time throw chunks of beast in ahead of you."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Mount motorcycles!"
08/28/08 - "PS: Diplomatically, ask Muscle to become permanent teammate."
08/28/08 - "PI: Flee up spiral staircase and ogle whatever awaits you."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mechas: Leave."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mecha: Walk through portal."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "AD: Now, headbutt and impale!"
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "PI: Ogle switch until it implodes with distraughtness."
08/26/08 - "AD: Chuck another grenade already."
08/26/08 - "AD: Headbutt and impale Mobster Kingpin."
08/26/08 - "ADs: Bust through doors."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "PS: Hire the HIRED MUSCLE onto your side."
08/26/08 - "AD: Join other AD at double doors."
08/23/08 - "PS: Next time be sure to throw some corpses in ahead of you."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> FAIR SHAKE"
08/23/08 - "AD: Point machine gun through the skylight."
08/23/08 - "PI: Get the hell out of dodge."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEND IN THE CLOWNS"
08/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HIT THE MATTRESSES"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Smack MK with two-by-four."
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "Quick, PI: Fire!"
08/21/08 - "AD: Feed MK some chocolates."
08/21/08 - "AD: Pick up windows and go up."
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "PS: LV. 2 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
08/21/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/21/08 - "PS: Swap hats with one of the thugs and sneak by undetected."
08/19/08 - "PS: Throw dead thugs through doors for dramatic entrance."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "PS: Go through double doors."
08/19/08 - "AD: Join battle through pool portal."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Candy Mecha: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "MK: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> RUNNING NUMBERS"
08/19/08 - "MK: Wield brass knuckles."
08/19/08 - "PI: Open what appear to be cruiseship portholes."
08/18/08 - "PS: Take skulls to slot."
08/18/08 - "PI: Check it out."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PI: Go through clown bust door."
08/18/08 - "Li'l AD: run into MK's dollhouse."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "MK: Make a crude pass at NB."
08/18/08 - "PS: Add skulls to inventory."
08/18/08 - "AD: Take skull to skull slot."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PS: Reap spoils of diplomatic triumph."
08/18/08 - "PS: Ok, looks good. Present to His Highness."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 264-312."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 214-226."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 248-263."
08/18/08 - "PS: View terms of treaty with Adobe TreatyViewer®."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "Ok, got it. PI: Enter code."
08/16/08 - "This is getting kind of confusing."
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "PI: Solve the sudoku."
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "Imaginary PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
08/16/08 - "PI: Go to control room."
08/16/08 - "PI: Get cheat code from printer."
08/16/08 - "MK: grab brass knuckles."
08/16/08 - "MK: Retrieve arms from dollhouse."
08/14/08 - "NB: Investigate the portal nervously."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "AD: Activate jacuzzi setting on pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "HD: Go through mirror to look for NB."
08/14/08 - "AD: Make 5 alarm hot sauce."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go to hot sauce still."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go back up, then go down to office for other horns."
08/14/08 - "Other AD: Go down to street and grab horn."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "AD: Toss ferruginous horn into pool."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go downstairs and check out swimming pool."
08/13/08 - "PS: Print cheat code."
08/13/08 - "PS: Keep searching..."
08/13/08 - "PS: Search for 'diplomacy'."
08/13/08 - "PS: Scroll down a ways."
08/13/08 - "PS: Open one of the walkthroughs."
08/13/08 - "Next."
08/13/08 - "PS: AGH TOO DIFFICULT, go online and search for walkthrough"
07/30/08 - "MK: Go through clown door."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "HD: Chainsaw your way out of your room."
07/30/08 - "AD: Read printout."
07/30/08 - "AD: Insert punch card into big computer."
07/30/08 - "AD: Activate punch card machine."
07/30/08 - "AD: Inspect ferruginous horn."
07/30/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "NB: Use key."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: Charge and fiyer your lazer."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "AD: Walk through pig room."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/28/08 - "AD: Call number."
07/28/08 - "AD: Read business card."
07/28/08 - "PI: Conjure candy mecha."
07/28/08 - "PS: ctrl alt del"
07/25/08 - "PS: [OPEN ALLEGIANCE MESH]"
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "PS: Accept new armor and weapon."
07/25/08 - "PS: Refuse His Majesty and flip him the bird."
07/25/08 - "MPI: Succumb to unfathomable bratwurst."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Take the form of an even more loathsome beast."
07/24/08 - "PI: Ascend to Godhood!"
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Let the beast swallow you and fight him from the inside."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "HD: While flipping out, CHAINSAW the lockbox."
07/24/08 - "PI: Rip up buildings and throw at beast."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Combat Operandi -> Lv. 8 Pickle Replicsimile."
07/24/08 - "PI: Become overwhelmed by possibilities."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "AD: Look out window."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PS: Land already!"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PI: Enter fort."
07/21/08 - "PI: Drink candy corn liquor."
07/21/08 - "PI: Build fort from couch cushions."
07/21/08 - "AD: Take wig."
07/21/08 - "AD: Examine wig."
07/21/08 - "HD: Wield the lipstick in calm, casual manner."
07/21/08 - "HD: Take the lipstick."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PI: Use TALLNESS powers to press face in highest indentation"
07/21/08 - "PI: Functions -> Ogle -> Paper -> Table"
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/13/08 - "PS: Make a pit stop at the sleazy brothel in the sky."
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/13/08 - "PI: Go through weasel bust. Flip bird to elf bust on the way"
07/12/08 - "PS: Grab parachute and jump through upside-down window."
07/12/08 - "PS: Push buttons on the machine randomly!"
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Small AD: Look for exit from giant dame's apartment."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "AD: Ignore the portal. There's victuals to be had."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Quick, hop into storefront before beast disappears."
07/07/08 - "AD: Oh yeah, go through window."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "PS: Decipher code using enigma machine."
07/07/08 - "AD: Open buffet cabinet."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Return melons to pigs in manly fashion."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "NB: Call the fella."
07/07/08 - "NB: Pick up card next to phone."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "NB: Search room to make sure it contains no Fancy Santas."
07/07/08 - "NB: Examine mural in order to calm nerves."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go back up."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go get pig poster from Ace Dick's office."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "AD: Politely ask weasel to calm the fuck down."
07/05/08 - "AD: Accept righteous mission."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "NB: Apply make up."
07/05/08 - "PS: Check Score."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/02/08 - "PS: Enter door."
07/02/08 - "NB: Close medicine cabinet."
07/02/08 - "NB: Examine gazebo-ish model."
07/02/08 - "NB: Retrieve the lipstick from the bed. Ominously."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/02/08 - "AD: Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout."
06/29/08 - "AD: Deploy parachute."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PI: Blindly take large amounts of pills."
06/29/08 - "PI: Enter cabinet portal."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PS: Attempt to move weasel bust."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "HD: Open music box."
06/23/08 - "HD: Look closer."
06/23/08 - "HD: Sssssstab. Ssstab. Stab. Stab stab stab."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "AD: Strap on parachute, enter the acherontic hole."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "AD: turn off the window."
06/22/08 - "AD: Prop window above column and push button."
06/22/08 - "AD: Wait, no. Better idea..."
06/22/08 - "AD: Put self on top of column and push button."
06/22/08 - "PI: Open Cabinet"
06/22/08 - "PI: Ogle the cabinet open."
06/22/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "HD: Grab the knife and let out terrifying battle cry."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Push button."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Call the strapping sleuth fella one more time."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Enter code from sheet into code machine."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Search room for missing phone parts."
06/21/08 - "HD: Scream into pillow to lower hysteria meter."
06/19/08 - "Next."
06/19/08 - "HD: Search room for business card of hard boiled detective."
06/19/08 - "HD: Check drawer for strapping fellas."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl pillow at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl teddy bear at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "PS: Enter wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "PS: Open wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "PI: Fall in a sillier manner."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "PS: drop one (1) CANDY CORN to distract your pursuers."
06/16/08 - "PI: Enter spiderhole."
06/16/08 - "PI: Politely accept reward for your heroics."
06/16/08 - "AD: Open control panel."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "AD: Go through window."
06/16/08 - "PS: Abscond with the pie."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Politely ask the pair of hands for the pie."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "PS: Quit falling and land already!"
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "AD: Go down to skylight and get game code."
06/15/08 - "PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner."
06/15/08 - "PI: Give weasels elf eggs."
06/15/08 - "PI: Eat eggs."
06/13/08 - "PS: Enter hatch."
06/13/08 - "Next."
06/13/08 - "PS: Accept mission."
06/13/08 - "PI: Check it out."
06/13/08 - "PI: Look around."
06/13/08 - "PS: Change allegiance to calm elves."
06/11/08 - "PS: Go down and see what the elves are up to."
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PI: Tower over weasels in brazen display of HEIGHT attribute"
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "AD: Open hatch in floor."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check behind the door."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check out monitors."
06/11/08 - "AD: Examine the map on the wall."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/08/08 - "PS: Appoint PI as chosen savior of the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/08/08 - "PS: Ok, fine, align thyself with the weasels."
06/08/08 - "AD: Go through door's window and throw the switch."
06/08/08 - "PI: Ogle the Emissary disconcertingly to calm him down."
06/08/08 - "PS: Use MOLLIFY to calm down the emissary."
06/07/08 - "PS: Align thyself with the elves."
06/07/08 - "PS: Press all the shoulder buttons and start + select."
06/06/08 - "PS: [ALLEGIANCE MENU]"
06/06/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
06/06/08 - "AD: Use Trombone to breath underwater!"
06/06/08 - "AD: Go grab Pickle Inspector's skull."
06/06/08 - "PI: Insert skull in groove."
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/05/08 - "PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
06/05/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
06/05/08 - "PI: Retrieve skull from elf hideout."
06/05/08 - "No, wait, that's stupid."
06/05/08 - "PS: Carve surprised face in pumpkin and put it in sad recess"
06/04/08 - "PS, PI: Go in."
06/04/08 - "PS: Sweet-talk your way in through doors."
06/04/08 - "AD: Displace Trombone."
06/04/08 - "AD: Leave the building!"
05/21/08 - "AD: Step outside office."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go get candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "PI: Give some tears to PS."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go down chimney again, get more tears, and handgun."
05/21/08 - "PS: Go upstairs."
05/21/08 - "PS: See if your office is ok after explosion."
05/21/08 - "AD: Check on the candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop your own skull through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop handgun through skylight."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "CRACK."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "No, just stay put and see what happens."
05/20/08 - "AD: Ride still like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window and duck for cover."
05/20/08 - "AD: Check progess of candy corn fermentation."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PS: Fire tommy gun at target above piano."
05/20/08 - "AD: Make candy corn liquor."
05/20/08 - "PI: Tie rope around bust and oboe, strung through pulleys."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD, PS: Swap handgun and tommygun through slots."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PS: Go to piano; play Moonlight Sonata."
05/20/08 - "AD: Pass rope through skylight."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window, on to roof. Pick up hairpin."
05/20/08 - "AD: Collect deceased Pickle Inspector's items."
05/20/08 - "PI: Go through double doors."
05/20/08 - "PI: Move the bust onto the X."
05/20/08 - "PI: Remove oboe blocking doors at bottom of stairs."
05/20/08 - "PI: Ride bust like a mechanical bull."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Go up chimney."
05/19/08 - "PS: Take paper."
05/19/08 - "PS: Dial STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE on phone."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Plug skylight into power outlet."
05/19/08 - "PI: Collect elf tears."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Threaten elves with hairpin to make them cry."
05/19/08 - "PI: Look underneath table."
05/17/08 - "PI: Join the elves."
05/17/08 - "PI: Dammit, this is no time for shenanigans! Stop the water!"
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PS: Go look through mural holes."
05/17/08 - "PS: Go retrieve UNPLEASANT NOTE from dumbwaiter room."
05/17/08 - "PI: Stick hairpin in outlet"
05/17/08 - "PI: Forget the degenerate gamblers and save the drowning elf"
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "PI: Hurry upstairs!"
05/16/08 - "PI: Take horn."
05/16/08 - "BEAST: Put on hat."
05/15/08 - "Next."
05/15/08 - "PS: Use legs to imitate creature's mating dance."
05/15/08 - "PI: Fire!"
05/15/08 - "PI: Imagine Jawbreaker Cannon."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "PS: Investigate the window."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: truffle shuffle level 2!!"
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: One word--Belly of the Whale."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "PS: Use monster legs to jump up to compatriots."
05/12/08 - "PI, AD: Go up dumbwaiter, into AD's window."
05/12/08 - "PS: Summon weasel king."
05/12/08 - "AD: Take dog from man."
05/09/08 - "PI: Conjure peanut brittle dumbwaiter."
05/09/08 - "PI: Get imaginary candy corn."
05/09/08 - "PI: Examine POLISHED HORN."
05/09/08 - "PS: Use legs like power armor and stroll around city."
05/09/08 - "PS: Jump onto monster's legs."
05/08/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
05/08/08 - "AD: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "PI: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "All: Exit and begin candy-oriented assault!"
05/08/08 - "PI: Shoot Ace Dick in the face."
05/08/08 - "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "PS: Ask PI to conjure more powerful guns."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "PS: Charge down hall shouting profanities and being silly."
04/28/08 - "AD: Whisper to PI to rouse PS's curious suspicion."
04/26/08 - "PS: Exit office."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Enter fort."
04/26/08 - "PS: Tell dame on phone to call back; take slug of whiskey."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Throw the switch."
04/26/08 - "PS: Use instruments on respective jazz legends."
04/26/08 - "PS: Retrieve CLARINET, TRUMPET, and TUBA from secret room."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PI: Drink some illicit moonshin and rush to your fort."
04/24/08 - "PI: Add skylight to inventory."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "AD: MC Hammer slide out of the room."
04/24/08 - "AD: Drink brandy and forget you are on fire."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "AD: Go up the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "PS: Go down the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Play beethoven's 'moonlight sonata' on the piano."
04/24/08 - "PS: Examine plaques beneath pictures."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Add hairpin to inventory."
04/23/08 - "PI: Take sip of HOT SAUCE."
04/23/08 - "PI: Siphon liquid."
04/23/08 - "PI: Look for a container to siphon the liquid into."
04/23/08 - "PI: Search room for drinking implement!"
04/23/08 - "PI: Leave."
04/23/08 - "PI: Ask the elf for wishes."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Break the glass in the door, dislodging the trombone"
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/22/08 - "CUT SCENE"
04/22/08 - "Ok, fire Tommy gun at target."
04/22/08 - "AD: Load keys and use on target on ceiling."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a hearty swig from mysterious bottles."
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PS, AD, and PI: DANCE!"
04/20/08 - "AH: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PI: Look at card."
04/20/08 - "PI: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PI: Eat Smarties to boost vim."
04/20/08 - "PI: Replace the cover on the elf picture, it bothers you."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a look out hole in door."
04/14/08 - "Next."
04/14/08 - "Ok, sweet."
04/14/08 - "Pick up hairpin."
04/14/08 - "Look around room."
04/14/08 - "AD and PS: Examine rooms."
04/12/08 - "PS: Use hammer to pry boards off door in safe room."
04/12/08 - "AD: Check if the key works on the lock in the safe room."
04/12/08 - "AD: Search through your vomit to find your key."
04/12/08 - "PS: Call PI with newly assembled phone."
04/12/08 - "PS: Put your phone back together."
04/12/08 - "PS: Plug window back in, examine loot tied to tape."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/10/08 - "Check on imaginary battle."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/10/08 - "AD: Get closer to the beast and fire."
04/10/08 - "AD and PS: fire at will!"
04/10/08 - "AD: Use half-dead body as a bait for that monster."
04/10/08 - "PS: Get that dog-walking gentleman to help you out."
04/09/08 - "... Next?"
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "PS: Send tape up with hammer and phone part."
04/09/08 - "Follow him."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "Look inside."
04/09/08 - "AD: Knock furiously on the door."
04/09/08 - "AD: Head over to PI's place for imaginary mixer."
04/09/08 - "AD: Pick up poorly drawn gun."
04/08/08 - "Next."
04/08/08 - "AD: Go into fort."
04/08/08 - "AD: Take a healthy swig of whiskey to restore some vim."
04/08/08 - "AD: Vomit up key."
04/08/08 - "AD: Get the fuck out of here!!!"
04/08/08 - "AD: Use your KEYS to kill the beast."
04/08/08 - "AD: No, wait, never mind."
04/08/08 - "AD: Appease the beast by doing the truffle shuffle."
04/08/08 - "AD: Address this beast situation."
04/08/08 - "PS: Drink whiskey and go into fort."
04/08/08 - "PS: Alert Pickle Inspector to turn on his window."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Look in window."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Go down stairs."
04/07/08 - "AD: Use rope to escape office through window."
04/07/08 - "Pick up keys."
04/07/08 - "Open door lock with tommygun."
04/07/08 - "AD: Exit dumbwaiter."
04/06/08 - "PS: Get phone parts and hook them up to your phone."
04/06/08 - "Next."
04/06/08 - "Go up dumbwaiter."
04/06/08 - "Go in."
04/06/08 - "AD: Use bust stand as a step to access the safe."
04/06/08 - "AD: Throw fort out window."
04/05/08 - "AD: See what you have stashed in the safe."
04/05/08 - "AD: Build fort."
04/05/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Candy corn vampire."
04/05/08 - "PS: Look through clown picture at Ace."
04/05/08 - "AD: Get candy corn in preparation of your own vampire act."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw hammer through window."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/04/08 - "AD: Use tommygun on safe keyholes."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine rope."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine the cruet next to the Snoop Dogg bust."
04/04/08 - "Throw."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw Snoop Dogg through big window portal."
04/02/08 - "AUGH."
04/02/08 - "Look through holes."
04/02/08 - "Unplug window."
04/02/08 - "AD: Go look through pig painting to see what PS is up to."
04/02/08 - "AD: Use it to open safe."
04/02/08 - "AD: Examine notes."
04/02/08 - "PS: Go into dumbwaiter so you can receive an item."
04/02/08 - "Ok, cool."
04/02/08 - "AD: Pounce on keys before they disappear."
04/02/08 - "PS: Check behind clown poster."
04/01/08 - "No wait, don't do that."
04/01/08 - "PS: Climb halfway out window, then unplug window."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Look inside Huggy Bear statue for riches."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Slip PS his phone parts."
04/01/08 - "AD: Get the phone pieces sitting around."
04/01/08 - "AD: Pick up tommy gun."
04/01/08 - "Ok, forget it then."
04/01/08 - "AD: Reach through window and move scaffolding out of the way"
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Throw."
03/30/08 - "Throw Hutch bust at it."
03/30/08 - "Check behind paper stuck to door for combo."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Slip glass through slot."
03/30/08 - "Give Ace piece of glass to cut rope."
03/30/08 - "Activate the reel-to-reel."
03/30/08 - "Climb down the tape to retrieve your things."
03/28/08 - "Try to get the Hutch bust's attention."
03/28/08 - "Next."
03/28/08 - "REJOICE!"
03/26/08 - "Take a look."
03/26/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Look through elf holes."
03/26/08 - "Poke curtain rod at note."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/25/08 - "Look through them."
03/25/08 - "Examine the mural for hidden clues."
03/25/08 - "Throw out window."
03/25/08 - "Cut to the chase and use cinderblock."
03/25/08 - "Make lasso out of tape and pull phone back in."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/25/08 - "Flip window upside-down and shake to retrieve phone."
03/24/08 - "Go check it out."
03/24/08 - "Get candy corn."
03/24/08 - "Chug coffee with no regard for temperature."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Look up at your office window."
03/22/08 - "Follow the EXIT sign."
03/22/08 - "Enter the P.I. room."
03/21/08 - "Next."
03/21/08 - "Leave room."
03/21/08 - "Go harass Ace Dick."
03/21/08 - "Stride confidently through office door."
03/21/08 - "Try to take imaginary gun back into real world."
03/21/08 - "Gorge yourself on imaginary candy corn."
03/21/08 - "Eat steak dinners with hands."
03/21/08 - "Answer the imaginary phone."
03/20/08 - "Next."
03/20/08 - "Drift into realm of make-believe."
03/20/08 - "Hurry!"
03/20/08 - "Back to the ol' fort!"
03/20/08 - "Clean horns."
03/20/08 - "Take swig from FLASK OF WHISKEY."
03/19/08 - "END CUT SCENE."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "CUT SCENE"
03/19/08 - "But pee on the card beforehand."
03/19/08 - "Feed your "BUSTS-R-US" card through slot."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Listen."
03/19/08 - "Peep through the slit."
03/18/08 - "Go down."
03/18/08 - "Get in dummy elevator."
03/18/08 - "Put card in your inventory."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the wall."
03/18/08 - "Play a haunting tuba refrain."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the floor."
03/17/08 - "Barge into the room with wild abandon."
03/17/08 - "Wrap yourself in recording tape like a mummy."
03/17/08 - "Use the key on the safe."
03/17/08 - "Pee through the clown eyes into ace dick's office."
03/17/08 - "Swap the safe key with the candy corn."
03/17/08 - "Play back message on the reel to reel."
03/17/08 - "Pull hat back in."
03/16/08 - "Catch the key."
03/16/08 - "Use hat as a key net, then throw coffee maker."
03/16/08 - "Pick it up."
03/16/08 - "Investigate coffee machine-looking object in the corner."
03/16/08 - "Take the note."
03/16/08 - "Check out what's on the false safe."
03/16/08 - "KLUNK."
03/16/08 - "Throw cinderblock at the door."
03/16/08 - "Examine aftermath of shitstorm."
03/16/08 - "Drop kick the door."
03/16/08 - "Plug the damn window back in."
03/16/08 - "Shout insults at Ace Dick through the clown painting."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/15/08 - "Get a look at the unobstructed view."
03/15/08 - "Push the curtain rod through one of the clown's eye holes."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/15/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/15/08 - "Unplug the window to conserve electricity."
03/15/08 - "Get cinderblock and phone receiver out of false window."
03/15/08 - "Shoot safe."
03/15/08 - "Crumple it up and throw it away."
03/15/08 - "Enter the combination."
03/15/08 - "Use numbers from sheet of paper to open the safe."
03/15/08 - "Place false window in inventory."
03/14/08 - "Put window down."
03/14/08 - "Next."
03/14/08 - "Crack open window."
03/14/08 - "Go look."
03/14/08 - "Throw the devil phone out the window."
03/14/08 - "Answer the phone in a very hard-boiled way."
03/13/08 - "Check it out."
03/13/08 - "RING-RING."
03/13/08 - "Fantasize."
03/13/08 - "Use your imagination to play make-believe."
03/13/08 - "Using the chair, cinderblocks, and paneling, make a fort."
03/13/08 - "Read the note under the coffee."
03/12/08 - "Turn around."
03/12/08 - "What's that?"
03/12/08 - "Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
03/12/08 - "Look."
03/12/08 - "Throw cinderblock at window, thereby discovering it is fake."
03/12/08 - "Ask the movers with the moving van to remove Starsky statue."
03/12/08 - "Take a look outside."
03/12/08 - "Peer out the window to see what floor you're on."
03/12/08 - "Next"
03/12/08 - "Throw a cinderblock at the door."
03/12/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/11/08 - "Take a closer look at the mysterious clown picture."
03/11/08 - "Take the bust's sunglasses."
03/11/08 - "Look through the newly made hole in the door."
03/11/08 - "Walk out of the room through the now unlocked door."
03/11/08 - "Take card."
03/11/08 - "Never mind, what's under the phone?"
03/11/08 - "Check what is taped to the bottom of the phone"
03/11/08 - "Use the key on the door and open it."
03/11/08 - "OW."
03/11/08 - "Exchange gun for whisky, then drink."
03/11/08 - "Drink the whisky and remember the good ol' days."
03/11/08 - "Get ye flask."
03/11/08 - "Look under the fake wood paneling of the desk."
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Open safe."
03/11/08 - "Next."
03/11/08 - "Check the other side of the paper."
03/10/08 - "Store candy corn in safe"
03/10/08 - "Next"
03/10/08 - "Get key"
03/10/08 - "Check pockets and desk drawers for phone parts"
03/10/08 - "Call the royal locksmith!"
03/10/08 - "Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Take the piece of paper."
03/10/08 - "Thud."
03/10/08 - "Break through glass with fist to unlock door."
03/10/08 - "Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Quickly retrieve arms from safe."
03/10/08 - "Problem Sleuth"







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Posted on 25 October 2014 by Andrew

[S] GAME OVER.

Song is Carne Vale by Malcolm Brown. Always been a big fan of Malcolm's work, so it's cool to kick off the comic again with one of his songs.

Thanks to contributing artists Hanni, Matt, Jon, Rennie, Zack, and Jones. All of whom have contributed to Paradox Space as well. I haven't done a (non-game) Flash with a lot of contributing artists in a while. I think Cascade was the last one? Kind of a throwback to the old Art Team days. Remember that? Actually, the expanded network of PXS artists is almost like Homestuck Art Team 2.0. A number of the (now many) artists involved with that comic have sorta parlayed that work into other HS projects, including stuff for the game (more on that soon). It's been pretty awesome having so many great artists help build on the Homestuck universe.

About the Flash. Or really, A663 as a whole. Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience. A year ago I knew I was going to have to pause for a long time. I made sure to cut it off just before this act, not after. Leaving you hanging on that note for a year... damn. Not even I am that cruel. Now you will only have to wait a week to see what happens next. I will say this much. It sure is a bunch of stuff that happens. The regular update engine lurches back to life on 11/1.

But as of typing this, by my watch, 10/25 isn't over yet, and technically neither is the update day. Hmm.

Posted on 19 October 2014 by Andrew

Next update is 10/25.


Caliborn's self insert guy is a nod to some classic fan art from 4 years ago, which to my memory was the first speculative drawing of LE before he was introduced. Thanks to the artists for the inspiration.

Posted on 16 October 2014 by Andrew

The Itinerary.

Or maybe, since Halloween is coming up, I should call it The Itinerscary. Especially because we may be in store for some spoooooky server crashes with these first few update dumps. Eep, I'm gettin the willies here!

One page today to test the waters (or uh, yesterday). When that's done and the coast is clear (it won't be), I'll post a bunch of pages on the 17th and 18th (oops, now the 18th and 19th). Then there will be nothing until 10/25. And then nothing until 11/1, at which point regular updates will begin again, according to an update schedule which I will share with you on that day. Then you will know which precise pattern of dates you will need to handcuff yourself to a computer and plug in your custom keyboard that only has a single giant F5 key.

It would seem against my better judgment, or really my ability to control in any way whatsoever, a fair amount of hype has been brewing for the return of Homestuck. People are jacked up. They are doing little dances in places they cannot be seen. They are writhing in kiddie pools of pins and needles for the return of all their favorite fantasy children. "John." "Karkat." And more. So it's hard to avoid finding it just a LITTLE funny that after a year-long drought, hopping back in the saddle means we will have to wade through 50 pages of completely atrocious garbage before anything happens. It's funny how life works out sometimes. Funnier than a clown tickling a horse. Sometimes you pause your famous webcomic for a year, and then your grand reopening is a lot of bad anime. On such occasions, when life hands you those kooky lemons, there is really only one thing you can say.

Fuck lemonade. These lemons are incredible.

Posted on 27 September 2014 by Andrew

Giga-Almost-Unpause.

Posted on 13 April 2014 by Andrew

Happy 4/13, a.k.a. 5 years of Homestuck being a thing! Since I know how much you like things, to celebrate I thought I would show you another thing that's been in the works for a while.



It's a new webcomic based on Homestuck, called Paradox Space! Have a look. That is all I will say about it here. But if you would like to know what the heck this ACTUALLY IS, here is a permalink to the news post where I talk about such matters.

Posted on 17 Oct 2013 by Andrew

Gigapause: Commence.








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