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04/07/09 - "Pose as a team. The world is real."
04/07/09 - "Hang up."
04/07/09 - "Answer phone."
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04/04/09 - "GPI: Fondly regard creation."
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04/02/09 - "MK: Exit afterlife."
04/01/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
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03/16/09 - "EPILOGUE"
03/10/09 - "Thanks for playing!"
03/10/09 - "Exit."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Everyone: Get in flivver."
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03/10/09 - "Quickly retrieve arms from approaching light."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "PS+AD+PI: VICTORY DANCE!"
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "AD: Get MEGATON KEY."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Pose as a team 'cause shit j..."
03/09/09 - "PS+AD+PI: Land in a hard boiled manner."
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03/09/09 - "Everyone: BRACE FOR IMPACT."
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03/07/09 - "PI: Flip wheel one last time."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "DMK: DEFENSIVE GLOWER"
03/07/09 - "DS: AGGRESS SEEDPOD"
03/07/09 - "Next."
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03/06/09 - "PI: Steer universe."
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03/05/09 - "PI: Fire at moon."
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03/04/09 - "BHMK: Retrieve arms from crannies and fissures."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings to limit."
03/04/09 - "Next."
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03/01/09 - "PS: FINAL FLIP OUT"
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Commune with arbitor."
03/01/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Ride Mount Lardass like mechanical bull."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Plot a new course."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Navigate with sextant."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Devil: Prod damned with FORK."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: Never mind. Continue."
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: React to update."
02/27/09 - "DMK: LADDER TO HELL"
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
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02/25/09 - "PS: LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> PAX PROBLISCUM"
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "PS: LV. 98 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> POISON PEN LETTER"
02/23/09 - "PS: Load weapon."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "DS: Grant PS a boon."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Hatless man: Retrieve HAT."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "DS: SERAPHIMIC DYNAMEIS -> CHERUBUM'S RUSH"
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Angels: Escape via Hawking radiation."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: Close door."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: LV. 99 BELLY OF THE WHALE: BLOWHOLE SWANSONG"
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Death: Secure doors."
02/19/09 - "Next."
02/19/09 - "PS: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION"
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/15/09 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE"
02/15/09 - "PS: Fill Suckle Receptacle."
02/14/09 - "FINAL COMB STATUS"
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "PS: Slash brier."
02/14/09 - "PS: CATCH IT!!!"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "PI: TICKLETECH -> LV. 1 FEATHERMEDDLE"
02/13/09 - "PI: Tickle BRIER OF CRUELTY."
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/12/09 - "Recap Part 2!"
02/10/09 - "Next."
02/10/09 - "Weasel King: Survey Kingdom."
02/08/09 - "Next."
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02/08/09 - "HD+NB: Land already."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "PIs: TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE AD INFINITUM"
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Hippo Inspectors: Ascend to Godhead."
02/05/09 - "Next."
02/05/09 - "Death and company: LV. 3 HIPPOTECH: THE HUNGER"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "DMK: LV. 99 CODDLETECH -> THORNSWOGGLE"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB: Put on sunglasses."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB+HD:Get sucked into event horizon in more elongated manner"
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
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01/31/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "PS: Get ye ink flask."
01/30/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "Death: Beg visitors to stay."
01/30/09 - "Death: Greet new visitors."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings yet again."
01/29/09 - "Thugs: Prostrate thyselves before savior."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Hatless Man: Drink Ink of Squid Pro Quo."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Afterlife."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "DMMK: Ascend(Descend?) into the Game of Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "PS: Right universe."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 90 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Pickle report."
01/25/09 - "Fan report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Comb report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Highbrow: LV. 4 HOOPTECH -> DMMK KATAMARI BALL"
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress DMMK."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Enter dollhouse."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Head to brothel."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Meanwhile in the Speakeasy..."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "PI: Check ripeness."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "HD+NB+Whores: Aggress DMMK."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/21/09 - "Heroes: Aggress DMMK."
01/20/09 - "PI: Go pick up huge barrel."
01/20/09 - "PS: Throw your hat down in..."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Turn wheel."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PI: Give PS Chronoscope."
01/20/09 - "Higgs Bonehead: Target weak spot with kamikaze attack."
01/20/09 - "Death: Appraise Bonehead's mortality."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PI: Snipe weak spot."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "AD: Have tearful reunion with Bathearst."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Collide."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "FFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
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01/16/09 - "Next."
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01/16/09 - "PFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/08/09 - "Fill PFPI's Suckle Receptacle."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "AD: Punch Death in snout to establish infuriation."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Comb status."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "AD: Dig up stump."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "AD: Lament Life."
01/05/09 - "Meanwhile, in the afterlife..."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "PI: Keep up heavy shelling of DMK with that cannon!"
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Ford river."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Go hunting."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "FMK: Tighten brassier."
01/03/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress foppishly."
01/03/09 - "Heroes: Enter Gutterpipe."
01/02/09 - "Next."
01/02/09 - "AD: Spin Wheel of Life."
01/02/09 - "AD+Bathearst: Fight crime."
01/02/09 - "AD: Become Punisher Ace Dick."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "ZAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CHECK YO'SELF JONAH"
12/31/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "PI: Fire!"
12/31/08 - "PI: Aim at DMK."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "FMK: Tighten brassier making you small enough to exit door."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Heroes: Descend (ascend?) other side of cathedral."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, SAVE THAT GLORIOUS BUST!"
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PI: Look around universe with scope."
12/26/08 - "PI: Zoom in."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PI: Attach scope to sniper rifle."
12/26/08 - "PS: Give scope to PI."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority."
12/25/08 - "AD+Sonhearst: Become vigilante superheroes out of grief."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Thug: Lower Pryglass to reveal a black ring around eye."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
12/23/08 - "FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "PS: Remove chronoscope from wheel."
12/23/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/23/08 - "NB: Retrieve sunglasses."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/21/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "HD: Unlock door."
12/20/08 - "HD: Paint keyholes on locks."
12/20/08 - "HD: Get brush and palette."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Fire."
12/19/08 - "MK: Don MM's corset."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Wield machine gun against MK."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: Sew universe back together."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA"
12/17/08 - "Next."
12/17/08 - "AD: Enjoy Life."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "NB: Finish her."
12/15/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "NB: COMB RAVE -> HIGHLY FLAMMABLE CASE OF THE VAPORS"
12/13/08 - "NB: CHAIN ATTACK"
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "HD: COMB RAVE -> ROLLING THUNDER"
12/12/08 - "HD: Return to dollhouse."
12/12/08 - "MM: Aggress more vigorously."
12/12/08 - "Fill HD and NB's suckle receptacles."
12/12/08 - "Comb report?"
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "DMK: Fill 'em with daylight already!"
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "MM: AGGRESS"
12/10/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice, ascend to attic."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "MM: Flee into dollhouse and wear corset."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "PI: Throw anchor overboard."
12/06/08 - "DMK: COMB RAVE -> FILL 'EM WITH DAYLIGHT"
12/06/08 - "MK: Replace Amphora with a new receptacle."
12/06/08 - "Next."
12/06/08 - "MK: Smash Suckle Amphora over FAD's head."
12/06/08 - "PI: COMB RAVE -> ANCHORS AWAY"
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Reach final level."
12/05/08 - "MK+FAD: Take brawl into doll house pantry."
12/05/08 - "Check on combs again."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "PS+ZAD+Death: Move anchor toward PI."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "HD+NB: DUAL AGGRESSION -> STRIPTEASE"
12/03/08 - "Next."
12/03/08 - "PFPI: Join battle."
12/02/08 - "HD+NB: AGGRESS"
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter studio door."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter dollhouse."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "FPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
11/30/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
11/30/08 - "FPI: Play a haunting tuba refrain to raise DMK's emotions."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Follow MK."
11/28/08 - "MK: Enter theater."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
11/28/08 - "NB: Plug in fan."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "NB: Tighten corset like you've never tightened before!"
11/28/08 - "NB: Bring plug through mousehole."
11/28/08 - "HD: Unplug projector and plug in fan"
11/28/08 - "HD: Tighten strings on bodice."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Throw down your hat in disgust."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Manhandle one of the gentlemen."
11/28/08 - "ZAD: Push PI toward anchor to hurry him along."
11/28/08 - "Death: Mourn loss of scythe."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "PS: FINAL AGGRESSION!"
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Heroes: Advance in Cathedral."
11/24/08 - "AD: Advance in Life."
11/24/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "MK: Exit legitimate establishment."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "NB: Feed plug through gutterpipe projector."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "NB: Get in ham truck and drive through underpass."
11/22/08 - "ZAD: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "PI: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "Check on status of honey production."
11/22/08 - "PS: Aggress faster!"
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "GPI: Do something useful! Attack or something!"
11/21/08 - "MK: Exit speakeasy."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Break down door using awesome latin strength."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Bust into still room like Kool-Aid Man."
11/20/08 - "PS: Keep aggressing."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Beat the crap out of MK."
11/18/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: AGGRESS."
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ARMISTYX"
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Punch woman in snout to establish superiority."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Take money to racetrack, bet on ponies."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "PFPI: Cheat in game of Trouble."
11/14/08 - "ZAD: Clean the mess up."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CLOWNSTORM"
11/13/08 - "4 Heroes: Ascend to battle DMK."
11/11/08 - "FAD: Ride MK's fort like a mechanical bull."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "AD: Begin playing Life."
11/10/08 - "NB: Bring plug through wide window."
11/10/08 - "HD: Double back through the tolls."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Drive back to Bouchere District."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "NB: Loosen corset, load plug into cheese truck."
11/10/08 - "HD: To the Fromagere District!!"
11/10/08 - "Swain: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "HD: Go through window."
11/08/08 - "RECAP!!! Please?"
11/08/08 - "PS: Unsummon Moe."
11/08/08 - "Next."
11/08/08 - "PS: Summon Moe."
11/07/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crenellation."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "DMK: LV. 20 THORNCODDLE: SNUGGLEBARB PRICKLEPOKE"
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Pose as a team cause shit is more real than ever."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Yeah, paint over those too."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Cover up the rest of the mural."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "NB: Ask Highbrow to drive to Gutterpipe Projects."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> GUMMY WORM ZOMBIE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> TOOTSIE ROLL FRANKENSTEIN!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/02/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
11/02/08 - "PS: What Pumpkin?"
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "PS: Wonder what happened to the four warriors."
11/01/08 - "PS: Ask FPI to conjure a schema pumpkin."
11/01/08 - "DMK: LV. 1000 RUNNING NUMBERS: ROLL FOR DEXTROSITY"
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "FAD: Throw crate at DMK."
10/31/08 - "Swap hats with DMK."
10/31/08 - "PI: 'No scope' DMK's weak spot with sniper rifle."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE?"
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "COMB RAVE: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!"
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "PI: Throw it away."
10/30/08 - "FPI: Conjure candy telescope for sniper rifle."
10/29/08 - "NB: Get in passenger seat."
10/29/08 - "Highbrow: Go through driver's hatch."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "HD: Roll some paint on the mural."
10/29/08 - "HD: Go into middle private booth."
10/29/08 - "HD: Equip paint roller."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Fill Zombie Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Fiesta Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Bees: Place impetus combs in tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Check progress on tecton hive."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
10/27/08 - "NB: Go back and put on your corset."
10/27/08 - "Swain: Insert coins into coin slot."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB: Flip switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB: Examine middle switch."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down stairs through eye door."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down projector pipe."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "PS: Lob into DMK's mouth."
10/26/08 - "FPI: Conjure jaw breaker bomb."
10/26/08 - "PS: Put skylight through small window."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "HD: Turn crank on aspect valve."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go back in. Go through left door again."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through wide window."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through right door."
10/25/08 - "NB: Run plug through corset, into pipe, and out projector."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
10/22/08 - "NB: Lift plug."
10/22/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings again."
10/22/08 - "NB: Go get plug and bring it through window."
10/22/08 - "HD: Jump down on to valve lever."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on upper valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on scale valve."
10/21/08 - "PS: With hard boiled voice say you're just getting started."
10/21/08 - "DMK: DEMOTE"
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "FPI: Conjure frosting to extinguish flames."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "HD: Thank whores for complement."
10/19/08 - "NB: Ok, nothing to do out here. Go back in."
10/19/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings on corset."
10/19/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "PI: Make universe do a barrel roll."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "AS: Use delegation skills to call four nations to your aid."
10/19/08 - "HD: Climb ladder, equip corset."
10/17/08 - "HD: Go in."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Strip rest of mural."
10/16/08 - "HD: Enter mousehole, given your small HEIGHT attribute."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Splash a little on wall."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Use stripper on mural."
10/15/08 - "Next."
10/15/08 - "DMK: LV. 10 THORNCODDLE: APESHIT BRAMBLEFUCK"
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CINDER ABLOCKALYPSE"
10/14/08 - "AS: AGGRESS"
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AH: Mute bee again."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "NB: Take off all your clothes and enter far left door."
10/12/08 - "NB: Enter far right room."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "HD: Climb ladder and look into pipe."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "AH: Unmute Professor Bee, he's been silent long enough."
10/11/08 - "HD: Pursue cheese truck to Gutterpipe Projects."
10/11/08 - "NB: Go through Eye Door."
10/11/08 - "NB: Add stripper container to inventory."
10/11/08 - "NB: Equip the corset."
10/11/08 - "NB: Plug fan into enormous outlet."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "ZAD: Sample DMK's tentacle with a nice bottle of Merlot."
10/09/08 - "NB: Ride the plug like a mechanical bull."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "NB: Get the hell out of the fan's way."
10/09/08 - "HD: Pursue on foot. Ask toll operator for directions."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Hail a cab and follow the cheese truck."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "DMK: THORNCODDLE"
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "ZAD, FAD, and AD: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE."
10/07/08 - "Candy Mecha: Fire into DMK's mouth(s)."
10/07/08 - "ZAD: Zombie truffle shuffle."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "PI: Pick up captain's sextant."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw machine gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw tommy gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw weapons into the lights."
10/03/08 - "AS: Retrieve Snoop Bust, for it is too important to be lost."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "PI: Return to battle."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "PI: Dump the fan through the jacuzzi."
10/03/08 - "PI:Become homoerotically interested in returning to your fan"
10/03/08 - "HD: Walk to nearest intersection."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "PI: Ask HD to take weapons instead."
10/02/08 - "PI: Take weapons down to MK's office."
10/02/08 - "AS: Give all the weapons to PI."
10/02/08 - "AS: Take charge as leader. Demand weapons."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
10/02/08 - "AS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUDE!"
10/02/08 - "Candy Mecha: Join the battle already!"
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "DMK: AGGRESS"
10/01/08 - "Quick pose as a team again this shit seems pretty real."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "PI: Conjure candy armor."
10/01/08 - "AS: Craft sea-worthy hats for your allies."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "MK: Grab the cinder blocks."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "MK: Dump portholes through jacuzzi."
09/29/08 - "PI+AD: Return to land of living."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PS: Use tommykey on lock."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "AS: Fire warning shots off the port bow."
09/28/08 - "FPI: Go back to Ace Deck."
09/28/08 - "AD:Establish superiority by punching nearest Q*Bert in snout"
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "PI: Defeat death already."
09/28/08 - "MK: Gather up all the ship portholes."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV. 49 ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FPI: Bring nervous broad to the Ace Deck."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "AS: Fashion a more fitting hat from your old hat."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FINAL BOSS BATTLE."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "[UNPAUSE]"
09/22/08 - "[PAUSE]"
09/22/08 - "NB: Land already!"
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: Turn wheel, "capsizing" the boat upright."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: "Climb" the steering wheel."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Go up to deck."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Open the trapdoor."
09/20/08 - "CUT SCENE."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Wail on Wilson bust."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Get bust outta there--Ándele Ándele, Arriba, Arriba!"
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(!) to demonhood."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(?) to demonhood."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "AD: Drink sauce."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Go up."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Enter safe room."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Open MK's door. Enter."
09/18/08 - "AD: Check aftermath of still explosion."
09/18/08 - "PS: Rebuild Bowen Stilson Dogg."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Build fort out of desk."
09/18/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HOOCHED-UP BOOTLEGGER"
09/17/08 - "PS: Victory dance!"
09/15/08 - "Oh get the hell off of there."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "PS: Target the plug. Don't forget your witty one-liner."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "PARLIAMENT UPROAR! TRUSTY KNIVES"
09/15/08 - "AD: Check on hot sauce still."
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/13/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TYPE 2 DIABEAT-DOWN"
09/13/08 - "MK: SUMMON WILFORD BRIMLEY"
09/11/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> INSULIN SHOT"
09/11/08 - "HD: Frisk MK's body for valuables."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "NB: Fall in a more nervous manner."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "CHARM BREAK! KISS OF DEATH"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SELF SACCHARINE-FICE"
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: Mobilize!"
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "PS: LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: CEASEFIRE"
09/07/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
09/07/08 - "Zombie AD: Advance."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Bespectacled Wench: COMMUNITY OUTREACH"
09/07/08 - "Cultural Rainbow: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MOB RULE"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: LV. 77 DISQUIETING LEER"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "PS: Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
09/07/08 - "AD: Go by Fluthlu, granting him wide berth whilst doing so."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: FONDLE"
09/07/08 - "AD: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 2 TORSO FLAIL"
09/05/08 - "PS: Advance further into level."
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "HC: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PACIFY"
09/05/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SUMMON HENRY CLAY"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "ZM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PROFANE ADULTERATION"
09/05/08 - "PS: For the love of GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE!"
09/05/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crustacean."
09/03/08 - "PS: Ascend to the hopefully final level."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "MURDER FLUX! NERVOUS BREAKDOWN"
09/03/08 - "PS: Collect loot and go up."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PI: Ask Death where Honeybee Professor is."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "AD&PI: Challenge Death to win back your lives."
09/03/08 - "Death: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TWO LUMPS"
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "PI: Put HONEYBEE PROFESSOR through the window first."
09/01/08 - "AD: Throw TEACUP at DEATH."
08/31/08 - "PI: Drop window through other window."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "OSTENTATION DRIVE! DOUBLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE TROUBLE"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
08/31/08 - "AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
08/31/08 - "PS: Time to bring out the noise! SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "PS: LV. 5 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: IMPROMPTU CAUCUS"
08/30/08 - "HD: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Boneguard Mount: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "Morthol: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> GNOSTIC TAINT"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> BRASS TACKS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Candy Mechas: Don't show protips."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Dual motorcycle attack!"
08/28/08 - "PS: This time throw chunks of beast in ahead of you."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Mount motorcycles!"
08/28/08 - "PS: Diplomatically, ask Muscle to become permanent teammate."
08/28/08 - "PI: Flee up spiral staircase and ogle whatever awaits you."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mechas: Leave."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mecha: Walk through portal."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "AD: Now, headbutt and impale!"
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "PI: Ogle switch until it implodes with distraughtness."
08/26/08 - "AD: Chuck another grenade already."
08/26/08 - "AD: Headbutt and impale Mobster Kingpin."
08/26/08 - "ADs: Bust through doors."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "PS: Hire the HIRED MUSCLE onto your side."
08/26/08 - "AD: Join other AD at double doors."
08/23/08 - "PS: Next time be sure to throw some corpses in ahead of you."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> FAIR SHAKE"
08/23/08 - "AD: Point machine gun through the skylight."
08/23/08 - "PI: Get the hell out of dodge."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEND IN THE CLOWNS"
08/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HIT THE MATTRESSES"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Smack MK with two-by-four."
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "Quick, PI: Fire!"
08/21/08 - "AD: Feed MK some chocolates."
08/21/08 - "AD: Pick up windows and go up."
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "PS: LV. 2 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
08/21/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/21/08 - "PS: Swap hats with one of the thugs and sneak by undetected."
08/19/08 - "PS: Throw dead thugs through doors for dramatic entrance."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "PS: Go through double doors."
08/19/08 - "AD: Join battle through pool portal."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Candy Mecha: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "MK: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> RUNNING NUMBERS"
08/19/08 - "MK: Wield brass knuckles."
08/19/08 - "PI: Open what appear to be cruiseship portholes."
08/18/08 - "PS: Take skulls to slot."
08/18/08 - "PI: Check it out."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PI: Go through clown bust door."
08/18/08 - "Li'l AD: run into MK's dollhouse."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "MK: Make a crude pass at NB."
08/18/08 - "PS: Add skulls to inventory."
08/18/08 - "AD: Take skull to skull slot."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PS: Reap spoils of diplomatic triumph."
08/18/08 - "PS: Ok, looks good. Present to His Highness."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 264-312."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 214-226."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 248-263."
08/18/08 - "PS: View terms of treaty with Adobe TreatyViewerŪ."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "Ok, got it. PI: Enter code."
08/16/08 - "This is getting kind of confusing."
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "PI: Solve the sudoku."
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "Imaginary PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
08/16/08 - "PI: Go to control room."
08/16/08 - "PI: Get cheat code from printer."
08/16/08 - "MK: grab brass knuckles."
08/16/08 - "MK: Retrieve arms from dollhouse."
08/14/08 - "NB: Investigate the portal nervously."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "AD: Activate jacuzzi setting on pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "HD: Go through mirror to look for NB."
08/14/08 - "AD: Make 5 alarm hot sauce."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go to hot sauce still."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go back up, then go down to office for other horns."
08/14/08 - "Other AD: Go down to street and grab horn."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "AD: Toss ferruginous horn into pool."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go downstairs and check out swimming pool."
08/13/08 - "PS: Print cheat code."
08/13/08 - "PS: Keep searching..."
08/13/08 - "PS: Search for 'diplomacy'."
08/13/08 - "PS: Scroll down a ways."
08/13/08 - "PS: Open one of the walkthroughs."
08/13/08 - "Next."
08/13/08 - "PS: AGH TOO DIFFICULT, go online and search for walkthrough"
07/30/08 - "MK: Go through clown door."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "HD: Chainsaw your way out of your room."
07/30/08 - "AD: Read printout."
07/30/08 - "AD: Insert punch card into big computer."
07/30/08 - "AD: Activate punch card machine."
07/30/08 - "AD: Inspect ferruginous horn."
07/30/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "NB: Use key."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: Charge and fiyer your lazer."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "AD: Walk through pig room."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/28/08 - "AD: Call number."
07/28/08 - "AD: Read business card."
07/28/08 - "PI: Conjure candy mecha."
07/28/08 - "PS: ctrl alt del"
07/25/08 - "PS: [OPEN ALLEGIANCE MESH]"
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "PS: Accept new armor and weapon."
07/25/08 - "PS: Refuse His Majesty and flip him the bird."
07/25/08 - "MPI: Succumb to unfathomable bratwurst."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Take the form of an even more loathsome beast."
07/24/08 - "PI: Ascend to Godhood!"
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Let the beast swallow you and fight him from the inside."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "HD: While flipping out, CHAINSAW the lockbox."
07/24/08 - "PI: Rip up buildings and throw at beast."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Combat Operandi -> Lv. 8 Pickle Replicsimile."
07/24/08 - "PI: Become overwhelmed by possibilities."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "AD: Look out window."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PS: Land already!"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PI: Enter fort."
07/21/08 - "PI: Drink candy corn liquor."
07/21/08 - "PI: Build fort from couch cushions."
07/21/08 - "AD: Take wig."
07/21/08 - "AD: Examine wig."
07/21/08 - "HD: Wield the lipstick in calm, casual manner."
07/21/08 - "HD: Take the lipstick."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PI: Use TALLNESS powers to press face in highest indentation"
07/21/08 - "PI: Functions -> Ogle -> Paper -> Table"
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/13/08 - "PS: Make a pit stop at the sleazy brothel in the sky."
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/13/08 - "PI: Go through weasel bust. Flip bird to elf bust on the way"
07/12/08 - "PS: Grab parachute and jump through upside-down window."
07/12/08 - "PS: Push buttons on the machine randomly!"
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Small AD: Look for exit from giant dame's apartment."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "AD: Ignore the portal. There's victuals to be had."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Quick, hop into storefront before beast disappears."
07/07/08 - "AD: Oh yeah, go through window."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "PS: Decipher code using enigma machine."
07/07/08 - "AD: Open buffet cabinet."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Return melons to pigs in manly fashion."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "NB: Call the fella."
07/07/08 - "NB: Pick up card next to phone."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "NB: Search room to make sure it contains no Fancy Santas."
07/07/08 - "NB: Examine mural in order to calm nerves."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go back up."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go get pig poster from Ace Dick's office."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "AD: Politely ask weasel to calm the fuck down."
07/05/08 - "AD: Accept righteous mission."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "NB: Apply make up."
07/05/08 - "PS: Check Score."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/02/08 - "PS: Enter door."
07/02/08 - "NB: Close medicine cabinet."
07/02/08 - "NB: Examine gazebo-ish model."
07/02/08 - "NB: Retrieve the lipstick from the bed. Ominously."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/02/08 - "AD: Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout."
06/29/08 - "AD: Deploy parachute."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PI: Blindly take large amounts of pills."
06/29/08 - "PI: Enter cabinet portal."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PS: Attempt to move weasel bust."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "HD: Open music box."
06/23/08 - "HD: Look closer."
06/23/08 - "HD: Sssssstab. Ssstab. Stab. Stab stab stab."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "AD: Strap on parachute, enter the acherontic hole."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "AD: turn off the window."
06/22/08 - "AD: Prop window above column and push button."
06/22/08 - "AD: Wait, no. Better idea..."
06/22/08 - "AD: Put self on top of column and push button."
06/22/08 - "PI: Open Cabinet"
06/22/08 - "PI: Ogle the cabinet open."
06/22/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "HD: Grab the knife and let out terrifying battle cry."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Push button."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Call the strapping sleuth fella one more time."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Enter code from sheet into code machine."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Search room for missing phone parts."
06/21/08 - "HD: Scream into pillow to lower hysteria meter."
06/19/08 - "Next."
06/19/08 - "HD: Search room for business card of hard boiled detective."
06/19/08 - "HD: Check drawer for strapping fellas."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl pillow at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl teddy bear at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "PS: Enter wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "PS: Open wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "PI: Fall in a sillier manner."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "PS: drop one (1) CANDY CORN to distract your pursuers."
06/16/08 - "PI: Enter spiderhole."
06/16/08 - "PI: Politely accept reward for your heroics."
06/16/08 - "AD: Open control panel."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "AD: Go through window."
06/16/08 - "PS: Abscond with the pie."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Politely ask the pair of hands for the pie."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "PS: Quit falling and land already!"
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "AD: Go down to skylight and get game code."
06/15/08 - "PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner."
06/15/08 - "PI: Give weasels elf eggs."
06/15/08 - "PI: Eat eggs."
06/13/08 - "PS: Enter hatch."
06/13/08 - "Next."
06/13/08 - "PS: Accept mission."
06/13/08 - "PI: Check it out."
06/13/08 - "PI: Look around."
06/13/08 - "PS: Change allegiance to calm elves."
06/11/08 - "PS: Go down and see what the elves are up to."
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PI: Tower over weasels in brazen display of HEIGHT attribute"
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "AD: Open hatch in floor."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check behind the door."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check out monitors."
06/11/08 - "AD: Examine the map on the wall."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/08/08 - "PS: Appoint PI as chosen savior of the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/08/08 - "PS: Ok, fine, align thyself with the weasels."
06/08/08 - "AD: Go through door's window and throw the switch."
06/08/08 - "PI: Ogle the Emissary disconcertingly to calm him down."
06/08/08 - "PS: Use MOLLIFY to calm down the emissary."
06/07/08 - "PS: Align thyself with the elves."
06/07/08 - "PS: Press all the shoulder buttons and start + select."
06/06/08 - "PS: [ALLEGIANCE MENU]"
06/06/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
06/06/08 - "AD: Use Trombone to breath underwater!"
06/06/08 - "AD: Go grab Pickle Inspector's skull."
06/06/08 - "PI: Insert skull in groove."
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/05/08 - "PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
06/05/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
06/05/08 - "PI: Retrieve skull from elf hideout."
06/05/08 - "No, wait, that's stupid."
06/05/08 - "PS: Carve surprised face in pumpkin and put it in sad recess"
06/04/08 - "PS, PI: Go in."
06/04/08 - "PS: Sweet-talk your way in through doors."
06/04/08 - "AD: Displace Trombone."
06/04/08 - "AD: Leave the building!"
05/21/08 - "AD: Step outside office."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go get candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "PI: Give some tears to PS."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go down chimney again, get more tears, and handgun."
05/21/08 - "PS: Go upstairs."
05/21/08 - "PS: See if your office is ok after explosion."
05/21/08 - "AD: Check on the candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop your own skull through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop handgun through skylight."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "CRACK."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "No, just stay put and see what happens."
05/20/08 - "AD: Ride still like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window and duck for cover."
05/20/08 - "AD: Check progess of candy corn fermentation."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PS: Fire tommy gun at target above piano."
05/20/08 - "AD: Make candy corn liquor."
05/20/08 - "PI: Tie rope around bust and oboe, strung through pulleys."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD, PS: Swap handgun and tommygun through slots."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PS: Go to piano; play Moonlight Sonata."
05/20/08 - "AD: Pass rope through skylight."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window, on to roof. Pick up hairpin."
05/20/08 - "AD: Collect deceased Pickle Inspector's items."
05/20/08 - "PI: Go through double doors."
05/20/08 - "PI: Move the bust onto the X."
05/20/08 - "PI: Remove oboe blocking doors at bottom of stairs."
05/20/08 - "PI: Ride bust like a mechanical bull."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Go up chimney."
05/19/08 - "PS: Take paper."
05/19/08 - "PS: Dial STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE on phone."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Plug skylight into power outlet."
05/19/08 - "PI: Collect elf tears."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Threaten elves with hairpin to make them cry."
05/19/08 - "PI: Look underneath table."
05/17/08 - "PI: Join the elves."
05/17/08 - "PI: Dammit, this is no time for shenanigans! Stop the water!"
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PS: Go look through mural holes."
05/17/08 - "PS: Go retrieve UNPLEASANT NOTE from dumbwaiter room."
05/17/08 - "PI: Stick hairpin in outlet"
05/17/08 - "PI: Forget the degenerate gamblers and save the drowning elf"
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "PI: Hurry upstairs!"
05/16/08 - "PI: Take horn."
05/16/08 - "BEAST: Put on hat."
05/15/08 - "Next."
05/15/08 - "PS: Use legs to imitate creature's mating dance."
05/15/08 - "PI: Fire!"
05/15/08 - "PI: Imagine Jawbreaker Cannon."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "PS: Investigate the window."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: truffle shuffle level 2!!"
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: One word--Belly of the Whale."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "PS: Use monster legs to jump up to compatriots."
05/12/08 - "PI, AD: Go up dumbwaiter, into AD's window."
05/12/08 - "PS: Summon weasel king."
05/12/08 - "AD: Take dog from man."
05/09/08 - "PI: Conjure peanut brittle dumbwaiter."
05/09/08 - "PI: Get imaginary candy corn."
05/09/08 - "PI: Examine POLISHED HORN."
05/09/08 - "PS: Use legs like power armor and stroll around city."
05/09/08 - "PS: Jump onto monster's legs."
05/08/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
05/08/08 - "AD: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "PI: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "All: Exit and begin candy-oriented assault!"
05/08/08 - "PI: Shoot Ace Dick in the face."
05/08/08 - "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "PS: Ask PI to conjure more powerful guns."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "PS: Charge down hall shouting profanities and being silly."
04/28/08 - "AD: Whisper to PI to rouse PS's curious suspicion."
04/26/08 - "PS: Exit office."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Enter fort."
04/26/08 - "PS: Tell dame on phone to call back; take slug of whiskey."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Throw the switch."
04/26/08 - "PS: Use instruments on respective jazz legends."
04/26/08 - "PS: Retrieve CLARINET, TRUMPET, and TUBA from secret room."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PI: Drink some illicit moonshin and rush to your fort."
04/24/08 - "PI: Add skylight to inventory."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "AD: MC Hammer slide out of the room."
04/24/08 - "AD: Drink brandy and forget you are on fire."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "AD: Go up the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "PS: Go down the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Play beethoven's 'moonlight sonata' on the piano."
04/24/08 - "PS: Examine plaques beneath pictures."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Add hairpin to inventory."
04/23/08 - "PI: Take sip of HOT SAUCE."
04/23/08 - "PI: Siphon liquid."
04/23/08 - "PI: Look for a container to siphon the liquid into."
04/23/08 - "PI: Search room for drinking implement!"
04/23/08 - "PI: Leave."
04/23/08 - "PI: Ask the elf for wishes."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Break the glass in the door, dislodging the trombone"
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/22/08 - "CUT SCENE"
04/22/08 - "Ok, fire Tommy gun at target."
04/22/08 - "AD: Load keys and use on target on ceiling."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a hearty swig from mysterious bottles."
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PS, AD, and PI: DANCE!"
04/20/08 - "AH: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PI: Look at card."
04/20/08 - "PI: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PI: Eat Smarties to boost vim."
04/20/08 - "PI: Replace the cover on the elf picture, it bothers you."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a look out hole in door."
04/14/08 - "Next."
04/14/08 - "Ok, sweet."
04/14/08 - "Pick up hairpin."
04/14/08 - "Look around room."
04/14/08 - "AD and PS: Examine rooms."
04/12/08 - "PS: Use hammer to pry boards off door in safe room."
04/12/08 - "AD: Check if the key works on the lock in the safe room."
04/12/08 - "AD: Search through your vomit to find your key."
04/12/08 - "PS: Call PI with newly assembled phone."
04/12/08 - "PS: Put your phone back together."
04/12/08 - "PS: Plug window back in, examine loot tied to tape."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/10/08 - "Check on imaginary battle."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/10/08 - "AD: Get closer to the beast and fire."
04/10/08 - "AD and PS: fire at will!"
04/10/08 - "AD: Use half-dead body as a bait for that monster."
04/10/08 - "PS: Get that dog-walking gentleman to help you out."
04/09/08 - "... Next?"
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "PS: Send tape up with hammer and phone part."
04/09/08 - "Follow him."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "Look inside."
04/09/08 - "AD: Knock furiously on the door."
04/09/08 - "AD: Head over to PI's place for imaginary mixer."
04/09/08 - "AD: Pick up poorly drawn gun."
04/08/08 - "Next."
04/08/08 - "AD: Go into fort."
04/08/08 - "AD: Take a healthy swig of whiskey to restore some vim."
04/08/08 - "AD: Vomit up key."
04/08/08 - "AD: Get the fuck out of here!!!"
04/08/08 - "AD: Use your KEYS to kill the beast."
04/08/08 - "AD: No, wait, never mind."
04/08/08 - "AD: Appease the beast by doing the truffle shuffle."
04/08/08 - "AD: Address this beast situation."
04/08/08 - "PS: Drink whiskey and go into fort."
04/08/08 - "PS: Alert Pickle Inspector to turn on his window."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Look in window."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Go down stairs."
04/07/08 - "AD: Use rope to escape office through window."
04/07/08 - "Pick up keys."
04/07/08 - "Open door lock with tommygun."
04/07/08 - "AD: Exit dumbwaiter."
04/06/08 - "PS: Get phone parts and hook them up to your phone."
04/06/08 - "Next."
04/06/08 - "Go up dumbwaiter."
04/06/08 - "Go in."
04/06/08 - "AD: Use bust stand as a step to access the safe."
04/06/08 - "AD: Throw fort out window."
04/05/08 - "AD: See what you have stashed in the safe."
04/05/08 - "AD: Build fort."
04/05/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Candy corn vampire."
04/05/08 - "PS: Look through clown picture at Ace."
04/05/08 - "AD: Get candy corn in preparation of your own vampire act."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw hammer through window."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/04/08 - "AD: Use tommygun on safe keyholes."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine rope."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine the cruet next to the Snoop Dogg bust."
04/04/08 - "Throw."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw Snoop Dogg through big window portal."
04/02/08 - "AUGH."
04/02/08 - "Look through holes."
04/02/08 - "Unplug window."
04/02/08 - "AD: Go look through pig painting to see what PS is up to."
04/02/08 - "AD: Use it to open safe."
04/02/08 - "AD: Examine notes."
04/02/08 - "PS: Go into dumbwaiter so you can receive an item."
04/02/08 - "Ok, cool."
04/02/08 - "AD: Pounce on keys before they disappear."
04/02/08 - "PS: Check behind clown poster."
04/01/08 - "No wait, don't do that."
04/01/08 - "PS: Climb halfway out window, then unplug window."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Look inside Huggy Bear statue for riches."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Slip PS his phone parts."
04/01/08 - "AD: Get the phone pieces sitting around."
04/01/08 - "AD: Pick up tommy gun."
04/01/08 - "Ok, forget it then."
04/01/08 - "AD: Reach through window and move scaffolding out of the way"
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Throw."
03/30/08 - "Throw Hutch bust at it."
03/30/08 - "Check behind paper stuck to door for combo."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Slip glass through slot."
03/30/08 - "Give Ace piece of glass to cut rope."
03/30/08 - "Activate the reel-to-reel."
03/30/08 - "Climb down the tape to retrieve your things."
03/28/08 - "Try to get the Hutch bust's attention."
03/28/08 - "Next."
03/28/08 - "REJOICE!"
03/26/08 - "Take a look."
03/26/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Look through elf holes."
03/26/08 - "Poke curtain rod at note."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/25/08 - "Look through them."
03/25/08 - "Examine the mural for hidden clues."
03/25/08 - "Throw out window."
03/25/08 - "Cut to the chase and use cinderblock."
03/25/08 - "Make lasso out of tape and pull phone back in."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/25/08 - "Flip window upside-down and shake to retrieve phone."
03/24/08 - "Go check it out."
03/24/08 - "Get candy corn."
03/24/08 - "Chug coffee with no regard for temperature."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Look up at your office window."
03/22/08 - "Follow the EXIT sign."
03/22/08 - "Enter the P.I. room."
03/21/08 - "Next."
03/21/08 - "Leave room."
03/21/08 - "Go harass Ace Dick."
03/21/08 - "Stride confidently through office door."
03/21/08 - "Try to take imaginary gun back into real world."
03/21/08 - "Gorge yourself on imaginary candy corn."
03/21/08 - "Eat steak dinners with hands."
03/21/08 - "Answer the imaginary phone."
03/20/08 - "Next."
03/20/08 - "Drift into realm of make-believe."
03/20/08 - "Hurry!"
03/20/08 - "Back to the ol' fort!"
03/20/08 - "Clean horns."
03/20/08 - "Take swig from FLASK OF WHISKEY."
03/19/08 - "END CUT SCENE."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "CUT SCENE"
03/19/08 - "But pee on the card beforehand."
03/19/08 - "Feed your "BUSTS-R-US" card through slot."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Listen."
03/19/08 - "Peep through the slit."
03/18/08 - "Go down."
03/18/08 - "Get in dummy elevator."
03/18/08 - "Put card in your inventory."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the wall."
03/18/08 - "Play a haunting tuba refrain."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the floor."
03/17/08 - "Barge into the room with wild abandon."
03/17/08 - "Wrap yourself in recording tape like a mummy."
03/17/08 - "Use the key on the safe."
03/17/08 - "Pee through the clown eyes into ace dick's office."
03/17/08 - "Swap the safe key with the candy corn."
03/17/08 - "Play back message on the reel to reel."
03/17/08 - "Pull hat back in."
03/16/08 - "Catch the key."
03/16/08 - "Use hat as a key net, then throw coffee maker."
03/16/08 - "Pick it up."
03/16/08 - "Investigate coffee machine-looking object in the corner."
03/16/08 - "Take the note."
03/16/08 - "Check out what's on the false safe."
03/16/08 - "KLUNK."
03/16/08 - "Throw cinderblock at the door."
03/16/08 - "Examine aftermath of shitstorm."
03/16/08 - "Drop kick the door."
03/16/08 - "Plug the damn window back in."
03/16/08 - "Shout insults at Ace Dick through the clown painting."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/15/08 - "Get a look at the unobstructed view."
03/15/08 - "Push the curtain rod through one of the clown's eye holes."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/15/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/15/08 - "Unplug the window to conserve electricity."
03/15/08 - "Get cinderblock and phone receiver out of false window."
03/15/08 - "Shoot safe."
03/15/08 - "Crumple it up and throw it away."
03/15/08 - "Enter the combination."
03/15/08 - "Use numbers from sheet of paper to open the safe."
03/15/08 - "Place false window in inventory."
03/14/08 - "Put window down."
03/14/08 - "Next."
03/14/08 - "Crack open window."
03/14/08 - "Go look."
03/14/08 - "Throw the devil phone out the window."
03/14/08 - "Answer the phone in a very hard-boiled way."
03/13/08 - "Check it out."
03/13/08 - "RING-RING."
03/13/08 - "Fantasize."
03/13/08 - "Use your imagination to play make-believe."
03/13/08 - "Using the chair, cinderblocks, and paneling, make a fort."
03/13/08 - "Read the note under the coffee."
03/12/08 - "Turn around."
03/12/08 - "What's that?"
03/12/08 - "Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
03/12/08 - "Look."
03/12/08 - "Throw cinderblock at window, thereby discovering it is fake."
03/12/08 - "Ask the movers with the moving van to remove Starsky statue."
03/12/08 - "Take a look outside."
03/12/08 - "Peer out the window to see what floor you're on."
03/12/08 - "Next"
03/12/08 - "Throw a cinderblock at the door."
03/12/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/11/08 - "Take a closer look at the mysterious clown picture."
03/11/08 - "Take the bust's sunglasses."
03/11/08 - "Look through the newly made hole in the door."
03/11/08 - "Walk out of the room through the now unlocked door."
03/11/08 - "Take card."
03/11/08 - "Never mind, what's under the phone?"
03/11/08 - "Check what is taped to the bottom of the phone"
03/11/08 - "Use the key on the door and open it."
03/11/08 - "OW."
03/11/08 - "Exchange gun for whisky, then drink."
03/11/08 - "Drink the whisky and remember the good ol' days."
03/11/08 - "Get ye flask."
03/11/08 - "Look under the fake wood paneling of the desk."
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Open safe."
03/11/08 - "Next."
03/11/08 - "Check the other side of the paper."
03/10/08 - "Store candy corn in safe"
03/10/08 - "Next"
03/10/08 - "Get key"
03/10/08 - "Check pockets and desk drawers for phone parts"
03/10/08 - "Call the royal locksmith!"
03/10/08 - "Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Take the piece of paper."
03/10/08 - "Thud."
03/10/08 - "Break through glass with fist to unlock door."
03/10/08 - "Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Quickly retrieve arms from safe."
03/10/08 - "Problem Sleuth"