|DIALOGLOG|
KARKAT: ALRIGHT, I WON'T BE LONG. KARKAT: UM... KARKAT: HMM KARKAT: WAIT. DID I JUST GET TRICKED INTO GIVING A SPEECH TO MYSELF IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE??? KARKAT: FUCK. KARKAT: OK, NEVER MIND THEN. KARKAT: THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS START EMULATING STRIDER'S INSUFFERABLE RAMBLING SOLILOQUYS. KARKAT: WHO DOES HE EVEN THINK HE'S TALKING TO?? KARKAT: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE PEOPLE YELLED FROM THE OTHER ROOM, "DUDE, ARE YOU TALKING TO US? WE CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU!" KARKAT: OH MY GOD, I'M DOING IT NOW, AREN'T I. KARKAT: FUCK! KARKAT: THANK GOD HE'S NOT HERE TO HEAR ME SAY THIS. I'D NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. KARKAT: I WONDER HOW HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW, FIGHTING... KARKAT: WAIT, WHO WAS HE FIGHTING? KARKAT: ONE OF THE LIKE 50 FUCKING JACKS? KARKAT: I FORGET ALREADY. WHEN I TRIPPED AND FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR, I MUST HAVE HIT MY THINK PAN HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. KARKAT: WOW, "FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR" IS ANOTHER THING I'M GLAD DAVE DIDN'T HEAR ME SAY. JESUS CHRIST! KARKAT: UH ANYWAY KARKAT: WHOEVER IT IS HE'S FIGHTING NOW...
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
