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JASPROSESPRITE^2: So how would you like me to help you "get yourself"? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i dont know! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < when we were on our date and you were talkin to me about stuff and i was acting all embarrassed... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < that was pretty cool or at least nepeta thought so JASPROSESPRITE^2: You mean about her liking Karkat, and such? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you know whats crazy is DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < even in my new form i... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dont even f33l conflicted about that??? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it sorta f33ls right still DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i would have thought id be a mess of contradictions about that but hmm nope DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < weird right?! JASPROSESPRITE^2: If you say so. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < not that im sayin i should act on that or anything DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its like you were saying DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < about being the odd rose out DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and when you got jaspersed everything changed DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < these are brand new lives for us so it f33ls like i should try to leave the old stuff behind DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but that means DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i also gotta figure out what to do with my life now! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < or my pseudo life, whatever the hell it is you have when youre a sprite^2 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Then what do you want to do with your pseudo-life? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hmmmmmm DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < aw man youre gonna think im crazy for even saying this... JASPROSESPRITE^2: I already think we're both crazy. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i have this weird urge...... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < to go fight lord english JASPROSESPRITE^2: What the fuck? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < I KNOW RIGHT! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im just strangely drawn to the idea DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i wasnt at all before as a really depressed bird version of dave DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and nepeta didnt even know who he WAS until recently DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but now it sounds cool suddenly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i f33l like... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < the exact blend of people i am DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < is a being that he should in some way be vulnerable to DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i cant even explain why i f33l that way JASPROSESPRITE^2: Well, you have to follow your heart, I suppose. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < B33 DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta stealthily stalks their heart as it minds its own business beating at the bank of a nearby stream* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *they crouch into one of those quintessential cat poses with like their butt in the air... davepeta starts wiggling their ass furiously* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *gets mildly distracted by wiggling of own ass... becomes more intrigued by movement of ass than beating of heart* JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is this what we're doing now? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < nah im just messin JASPROSESPRITE^2: Ok. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I think if we are going to make a habit of roleplaying, I would like to script out some scenarios in advance. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm concerned that too much improvisation could end up muddying the narrative. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < lmao!!!!!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < okay you go right ahead and do that
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.