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DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean.... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < platonically! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < of coarse DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < coarse like a cat tongue, actually you know what never mind, that fucking sucked DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but yeah! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < whats the big deal DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < lets k33p tea partying and chatting about our Unique Sprite Issues and stuff DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < maybe even do a smidgen of choice "RP"ing if it strikes our fancy i thiiink that could turn out to be pretty cute and dope B33 JASPROSESPRITE^2: Hmmmm. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Maybe. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you know... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < a gotta say DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < the nepeta part of me is like DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < genuinely mystified about what the issue even is? JASPROSESPRITE^2: What issue? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < us dating DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like as in a normal romantic tea drinking date JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yeah, it makes sense that she wouldn't understand. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean the dave part of me is obviously all like no no no stop STOP STOP when i think about it DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < that little fussy brain tantrum DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < isnt makin me f33l weird or uncomfortable its just sort of cracking me up! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Haha. JASPROSESPRITE^2: That's a good way of putting it. JASPROSESPRITE^2: My inner mono-dialogues have been very amusing to me too. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i guess i am still just a bit uncertain about my nature and my beliefs and whatnot DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what about you though DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you are part cat soooo JASPROSESPRITE^2: So? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so how do you really f33l about that... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < issue? JASPROSESPRITE^2: ... DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean as far as both sides of me know cats arent too concerned with that right? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < after a while they dont s33 brother and sister kitties they just uh DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < s33 more kitties who are just like all the other kitties JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Erg. JASPROSESPRITE^2: There is such a potent force within me that squirms at every word of this train of thought Davepeta! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Good grief Rose was such a stuffy girl, wasn't she. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yup JASPROSESPRITE^2: But yes, you are basically correct. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Asking the Jaspers half about this issue would be like showing him two slightly different gray swatches, and asking his opinion on which color to paint the observatory. JASPROSESPRITE^2: So to answer your question, I... JASPROSESPRITE^2: I don't know. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I really don't know, about any of this. JASPROSESPRITE^2: My dreams of having a beautiful troll girl for a wife were dashed moments ago, so I have been speaking from a despondent state of mind since you came into existence. JASPROSESPRITE^2: But maybe what you're saying makes sense. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I will need some time to meowll it over. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hahaha meowll DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so good DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < (that was supposed to mean mull right?) JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes Davepeta that meant mull. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but yes i agr33! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < theres so much to figure out now DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < shit be poppin in my jumbled sprite brain suddenly DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < popping like a bunch of silly gophers out their fuckin surprise holes DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < wanna murder them gophers DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < because INSTINCTS!!!!! BDD DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but mainly that is just a metaphor for understanding the gophers DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < wanna like DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < GET myself DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < how about we help each other GET ourselves DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but whoooaaa nonsuggestively NONSUGGESTIVELY! JASPROSESPRITE^2: I knew you weren't being suggestive! Chill out.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.