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ROXY: is true ROXY: im always gettin owned at those by you and ur kin ROXY: recently your crazy dog sister was schoolin me on perfectly generic cubes JOHN: you mean generic objects. ROXY: generic fort blox :p JOHN: yes. ROXY: now u are droppin truth bombs about blank skies on me ROXY: shouldnt i be like innately stellar at this sorta stuff as a void player ROXY: must be comin off slow as fuck on the uptake here arent i JOHN: not really. JOHN: you seem pretty smart to me. ROXY: i do JOHN: yeah. JOHN: you have a funny and snappy way of talking, like dave. JOHN: but unlike that knucklehead, i sense that behind all your jokes, you are probably some kind of brainiac, like rose. ROXY: whow JOHN: don't get me wrong, i meant knucklehead in a good way. JOHN: dave is actually the best dude, you would like him. ROXY: i bet you are correct ROXY: so dave... ROXY: hes uhhhhhh ROXY: my son right?? JOHN: argh! ROXY: ! JOHN: i mean. yes, pretty much. JOHN: honestly, it gets weird to think about all our relations in that way sometimes. ROXY: i getcha ROXY: like when i think about u and wolfjade being the kids of jane and jake i... ROXY: i... ROXY: omfg ROXY: that SO CUTE :3 JOHN: um. ROXY: so what is it u thinks weird about dave being my son? JOHN: i think we should just change the subject! ROXY: ahaha alright ROXY: what were we talking about again JOHN: we were talking about blank skies and fort blocks and such. ROXY: oh yis JOHN: and you thought you should know more about things like that as a void hero... JOHN: which reminds me. JOHN: do you think you are any closer to making that alien egg? ROXY: hmn JOHN: i mean, after seeing nix. JOHN: did you feel, like, a power boost or anything? ROXY: a power boost??? ROXY: like mega man or JOHN: no, not like mega man. JOHN: i mean, like... ROXY: youre askin if she taught me to do the voidey thing JOHN: well, did she? ROXY: naw dude ROXY: i told you ROXY: we did our chat in some horseshit elven baloney tongue ROXY: and she just told me to come here ROXY: like thats literally it ROXY: "go to planet if u want to live" ROXY: so i did ROXY: there wasnt really any soul searching or gettin in touch with my inner miracles JOHN: oh. JOHN: well that's kind of a bummer. JOHN: i hope you weren't shortchanged out of an important mystical and spiritual process of self discovery. ROXY: pfffahahaha JOHN: ? ROXY: pfhehehehehehehehe JOHN: what? ROXY: sorry its just ROXY: sometimes you sound so much like jake its rly quite uncanny ROXY: but yeah i dont care about that really ROXY: it was either take an uneventful and nonspiritual trip to a wind planet, or just stop existing altogether ROXY: i think ill be fine without the self discovery part JOHN: yeah. JOHN: or... JOHN: wait. JOHN: what if this was part of it? ROXY: part of what JOHN: your quest? JOHN: like, to be here, and learn to use your powers better? JOHN: we are kind of in a realm of literal nothingness right now. JOHN: maybe you will be able to draw energy or inspiration from the void, or whatever? ROXY: NIX....... ROXY: why u sly old bitch JOHN: does that make sense? ROXY: it kind of does ROXY: it kind of LOADS of does JOHN: oh, sweet! JOHN: i was just grasping at straws there, but now that you agree, i'm suddenly a lot more confident in my theory. ROXY: heheh yeah (...jake) JOHN: so why don't you try it out again? ROXY: what ROXY: the egg? ROXY: like right now? JOHN: sure? ROXY: meh tbh im a bit sick of tryin to summon that ugly damn egg ROXY: how about later?? ROXY: i would rather just keep bee essing with u for a while rather than get right down to freakin business JOHN: i guess there's really no hurry. JOHN: not in this place at least. JOHN: i don't think this place has any bearing on other time lines. JOHN: it's almost like... JOHN: like taking a time out from our canonical lives. JOHN: so if you wanted, you could take as much time to practice here as you need. ROXY: im down as heck with that ROXY: could use a breather from my canonical life JOHN: me too. JOHN: even though... JOHN: i'm not sure i have one anymore?
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.