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Please don't type in the narrative prompt. YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT. Do what. GO BACKWARDS. This isn't backwards stupid. It's forwards. After all the trickster shit happened. NO. I MEAN. BACKWARDS BY AN "ACT". OR I GUESS. AN "ACT ACT ACT"? ARGH. I HATE THE THINGS I'M FORCED TO SAY. AND ACKNOWLEDGE AS REAL. BECAUSE OF YOU. I can go back all the act act acts I want. The act act acts are kind of meaningless anyway. Besides, trickster mode was getting obnoxious. NO IT WASN'T! Yes it was. NO. Yes. NO. Let's not do the Equius yes/no thing. IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER UNLOCKED. FROM YOUR BULLSHIT MONITORS. DON'T ERASE THE ONLY AWESOME THING. I EVER SAW THESE ASSHOLES DO. ASIDE FROM DYING. What are you talking about? I didn't erase it. It was still a thing that happened. Do you really think I have the power to make something unhappen?? I would have to be a wizard to do that. And as we both know perfectly well, magic is fake as shit. I WANT TO SEE MORE CANDY ANTICS YOU AWFUL FUCK. SEND ME BACK FORWARD TO THE NEXT ACT ACT ACT. No way. And incidentally, I didn't authorize you to send that lollipop. OH, WHAT. YOU DON'T APPROVE OF MY JUJU?! Approve of kids doing something kinda like drugs and making dumb plans to get quadruple married and have babies? No, I don't approve of that. Besides, that's no way to make progress. You don't just give the heroes some cheap game breaking candy let them blast through the whole adventure and all their personal issues. That's some deus ex machina shit you were trying to pull. YEAH RIGHT. MORE LIKE. DELICIOUS EX MACHINA! Lame. GO BACK. No. I MEAN BACKFORWARD. No. GO BACKFORWARD TO ACT ACT ACT WHATEVER. No. I WANT TO SEE THEM FINISH THEIR CANDY ROMP! Nope! YES. No. YES. No. YES. No. YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.