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JADE: i have the population of five planets to keep me company! JOHN: :O JOHN: that's right. JOHN: that makes it seem not so boring i guess. JOHN: but still... JOHN: i would feel really bad leaving you here, even if you do have a million salamanders and chess guys to keep you company. JOHN: you are my friend and also my sorta-sister, and we just met for the first time ever a few minutes ago... JOHN: i'm not going to be like, welp! see ya in three years jade! JADE: awww :D JADE: ok then JADE: personally, i think this trip could be a lot of fun! JADE: theres no pressure to do anything important or run around like lunatics anymore JADE: we can just relax JOHN: yeah. JOHN: now that you mention it, i'm pretty beat. JOHN: also... starving!!! JADE: woof! JADE: whoops JOHN: heheh. JOHN: i sure hope there are things to eat on those planets. JOHN: there were a lot of weird glowing mushrooms on lowas. i dunno about those. JOHN: i seem to remember a bunch of farms on the battlefield... JADE: there should be lots of good stuff on the planets JADE: also i would bet this ship is stocked with plenty of military rations JOHN: yeah, probably. JOHN: pff, hell, we could just raid all of our fridges and alchemize some tasty grub! JADE: oh yeah!!! JADE: durrr, problem solved JOHN: ok, cool. JOHN: but it would still be nice to say hi to everybody before they leave. JOHN: just to let them know how we're doing. JADE: yes JOHN: like, one of the last things rose saw before she died was me dying... JOHN: i wonder if she knows i'm ok? JADE: im pretty sure she knows a ton of things now JADE: considering she is a fully realized seer of light JOHN: yeah, probably. JOHN: then maybe i'll just hop over real fast, and give karkat a fist bump, and give dave a hard time about his hella tight little hood, and then hop back? JADE: im sure that would be hilarious JADE: but JADE: if you go i dont think i can bring you back JADE: i cant bring anyone or anything to here from there! JOHN: aw man, really?? JADE: as far as i know... JADE: if theres a way i havent figured it out yet JADE: i am still kind of new to this omnipotence thing after all :\ JOHN: that's stupid. JOHN: what is with all these rules! JADE: i dont know! JADE: im sure the rules exist for a good reason though JADE: maybe to somewhat limit the power and reach of omnipotent beings? JADE: if there are no limits at all, it could be especially dangerous in the wrong hands JADE: like what happened with jack! JOHN: isn't that a contradiction though? JOHN: if there are limits to your powers, you can't exactly be OMNIpotent, can you? JOHN: more like... JOHN: semipotent. JADE: then i guess thats what we are! JADE: semipotent demigods JOHN: demidogs. JADE: woof woof woof! JADE: dammit!!!!!! JOHN: heh... JOHN: can you not control the woofs? JADE: i havent gotten the hang of the woofs yet :( JOHN: so, the dog ears... JOHN: is that a permanent thing now, or what? JADE: i think so JOHN: i like them. JADE: i do too! JOHN: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination. JADE: D:
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
