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VRISKA: Hey. Anyone there? JAKE: Yes im here. JAKE: Whos this? VRISKA: Hi! Is this Joke I'm speaking to? JAKE: Yes. VRISKA: Hi Joke, nice to hear from you again. VRISKA: This is Vriska. JAKE: Who? VRISKA: God damn it. Never mind who. VRISKA: The really attractive and outspoken girl you just saw jump into a window a little while ago. Remem8er? JAKE: Oh yeah. JAKE: Haha hello again. What can i do for you? VRISKA: Glad you asked, 8uddy. You know, for a mostly inconsequential wimp, you're very polite and have a gr8 attitude! JAKE: Thanks. I try my best. VRISKA: Is Tavros there? JAKE: Yes. JAKE: Hes sneezing a lot though. Probably due to the recently surging number of cat people in the vicinity? JAKE: Would you like to speak to him? VRISKA: No! VRISKA: God no. That would just waste time on a lot of his pointless hemming and hawing. VRISKA: My 8usiness here is really simple. I just need to close one more significant loophole 8efore you all start fighting. VRISKA: This is the final remaining task I had reserved for Tavros. He doesn't know what it is yet though. VRISKA: So I'll need your help, Joke. JAKE: Sure. JAKE: What do you need? VRISKA: I need you to reach into your pocket. JAKE: My pocket? JAKE: I... JAKE: Dont think i have pockets? JAKE: Im just wearing a snug pair of underpants. VRISKA: No, your hoodie pocket! JAKE: Oh. JAKE: Shit these things have pockets??? VRISKA: Sigh.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.