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YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!! I stopped allowing it. I THINK YOU MUST HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS. ONES THAT ARE WORSE THAN MINE, I MEAN. I just want you to be friends with him, and stop beating him into a coma with a crowbar. Or riddling his sad floppy body with full metal jackets. Although I will admit it is hilarious every time that happens. OH. THIS IS AMUSING TO YOU? THEN WHAT IF, FOR A LAUGH ENCORE. I STARTED FUCKING UP YOUR DUMB TOWER?! No don't!
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.