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JAKE: YOU KILLED DIRK AND ROXYS BRO AND MOM RESPECTIVELY! JAKE: OR YOU WILL LATER I THINK AND I CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN! ARANEA: No, no, Jake, that was in another universe! Or, I mean........ JAKE: I WONT LET YOU TURN MY PLANET INTO WATERWORLD! JAKE: THAT MOVIE WAS GREAT! BUT NOT *THAT* GREAT! ARANEA: She isn't the same person though! I mean, she is, 8ut........ JAKE: I CANT LET YOU EXPLOIT YOUR BAKED GOODS EMPIRE TO MASSACRE THE HUMAN RACE! ARANEA: She won't grow up to do any of that! She's the pre-scratch version who....... ARANEA: You see, the 8atterwitch you're talking a8out was a totally different, uh........ JAKE: OVER MY DEAD BODY AM I GONNA LET YOU STICK A PAIR OF STINKIN JUGGALOS IN THE WHITEHOUSE! ARANEA: Augh, why does this all have to 8e so complicated to explain!!!!!!!! JAKE: KARATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *CHOP!* MEENAH: oof DAVE: what DAVE: juggalos DAVE: rose is he drunk too DAVE: what is going on
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
