golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] GT: I still cant find dirk all i get is his jerkwad shades. GT: Surprise sur freakin prise. TG: jake enklish TG: cant u see im fuck deep in all these stupid meowcats GT: Oh. GT: No? GT: I cant see that actually. TG: i m also TG: fuck deep in busy TG: what ist it GT: Just seeing if you had heard from him yet. GT: I would really like to speak with him today. GT: You know like actually in person instead of through his aggravating liaison who is so far up his own ass with this hal 9000 schtick its ridonkulous. GT: Is he avoiding me or something? GT: I hope i didnt piss him off through some indiscernible slight. Gosh he can be sensitive. TG: nah hes just TG: biding his time i guess..... GT: Huh. GT: Well okey doke. GT: Man i just had a crazy dream after getting coldcocked by his roughhouse droid. TG: yeh theres been that goin around GT: What? TG: dreamin TG: what was urs about GT: Well i dont want to alarm you or anything... GT: But it may just have featured none other than THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS???????? TG: WUT GT: She had sharp funny horns and a nice blue dress and she may have been some sort of spidery vampire? I dunno. It was very brief but she waved to me. TG: nonononoononno TG: this wont do at all GT: What wont? TG: u slobberin over some alien dream girl TG: fuck THAT im having enough a hard time keppin trach of the jakestakes as it is GT: The jakestakes? TG: the jakestakes GT: Also who said she was an alien? I just thought she was some kind of pretty monster. TG: listen bro i know u love adventures and dumb shit like that but you are forbidden from thinkin about her again GT: Ok i mean this is a strange reaction roxy but ok. GT: She was a figment of my imagination so what choice do i even have? TG: exactically TG: she was a fake girl so 4get it TG: a fakey fakey fuke TG: wait a minnit... TG: has jane talked to u yet about anything? GT: About anything? Yes i do imagine our last chat could fit that description. TG: no TG: i mean TG: about anythin serious TG: feelinswasy TG: * wawys TG: * waways TG: * SHIT TG: * about your emotions GT: Not really. TG: uuuuuugh TG: i knew shed porcrastinate on this GT: On what? TG: can u just message her now GT: Sure. GT: But what are you talking about? GT: Should i expect a serious exchange about feelings and whatnot? TG: depenbs on the present magnitude of her tightassery TG: someone needs 2 move you fuckers along an get some stuff out in the popen already GT: Wait would this be about certain unrequited pinings you may have alluded to earlier? TG: i didint say nothin and aint sayin anything to that effeft GT: Indubitably. Miss zipper lips was it? Humorously misspelled of course. TG: mmmmm! TG: *zuip* GT: I guess i cant help but wonder if that truly is the way she sees me or if it is just some wild ego stroking delusion on my part. GT: I always get this sense that people sorta fancy me but who knows i could be just miles off the old rocker about that! GT: Youre right i think its high time we cleared the air on some things even if there is a chance it gets all awkward and prickly. GT: That is what being brave and adventurous is all about after all. It isnt just about summoning the courage to pilfer some priceless loot from trap laden catacomb. Or shooting at stuff with two guns at once. GT: There are treacheries of the heart to consider!!! TG: lol u f'n dork TG: but yes do that TG: shit i gotta go TG: i think theres someone in here.... GT: Are you in danger? tipsyGnostalgic [TG] ceased pestering golgothasTerror [GT] GT: Hmm.
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