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ROSE: I take it you are still detoxing from your overdose of appalling harlequin nectar?
TEREZI: HY333UUUUURGH
TEREZI: PL34S3 NO T4LK1NG
TEREZI: B3TW33N TH3 F4YGO SHOCK 4ND S3NSORY OV3RLO4D, 1 C4NNOT 3V3N D34L
ROSE: Do you need a turn with the pillow?
TEREZI: SHHHHHHH
TEREZI: 1 THOUGHT 1 GOT US3D TO S331NG 4G41N
TEREZI: 4T L34ST TH3 M3T3OR W4S 4LW4YS SO D4RK
TEREZI: H3R3 THOUGH
TEREZI: YOUR PL4N3T LOOKS L1K3...
TEREZI: SCR34M1NG
TEREZI: 4ND YOUR WORDS SOUND L1K3 THROBB1NG
ROSE: You should try not to consume so much sugar.
ROSE: It's really bad for you.
TER3Z1: L4LOND3
TEREZI: PL34S3 DO NOT GO TH3R3
TEREZI: DO3S 1T LOOK L1K3 1 W4NT 4DV1C3 FROM 4 GLUTTON FOR MYST3R1OUS HUM4N SOPOR1F1CS??
ROSE: Good point.
ROSE: We seriously have to curtail our dependence on these respective liquids.
ROSE: The situation has become embarrassing for everyone.
TEREZI: 1 KNOW
ROSE: Maybe you and I should form some sort of support group.
ROSE: Isn't that what people do?
TEREZI: WH4T?
ROSE: I'm doing my best to dredge the memory of my dead civilization for salient protocol.
ROSE: I think that's what we're supposed to do.
ROSE: Once, when humanity was still a thing, those like us with similar problems would band together, smoke cigarettes, and psychologically dismantle each other.
ROSE: But like, in a positive way.
TEREZI: TH4T SOUNDS HORR1BL3
ROSE: It surely will be.
ROSE: Do you have any cigarettes?
ROSE: I suppose we could use some sticks of your chalk in a pinch. These turtles probably won't know the difference.
TEREZI: C4N YOU M4YB3 NOT B3 S4Y1NG SO M4NY JOK3S
TEREZI: 1TS M4K1NG 1T H4RD TO CONC3NTR4T3 ON MY SUFF3R1NG H3R3
ROSE: Well we have to do something.
ROSE: I'm supposed to be guiding our team to a fortuitous outcome with my fancy light powers.
ROSE: How am I supposed to lead and inspire from under a velvet pillow?
ROSE: Also, my girlfriend thinks I'm an idiot.
ROSE: So there's that.
TEREZI: M4YB3 TH3Y DONT 4CTU4LLY N33D US
ROSE: Sure they do.
ROSE: I foresaw that they would, magically, not unlike a majestic wizardress.
ROSE: I think.
ROSE: At least I'm pretty sure I did at one point, before getting repeatedly plastered.
TEREZI: OK, M4YB3 TH3Y N33D YOU
TEREZI: S331NG 4S YOU 4CTU4LLY H4V3 US3FUL POW3RS
TEREZI: 1 DOUBT 4NYON3 N33DS M3 THOUGH
ROSE: Don't you remember what I said when we first met?
ROSE: I said your abilities would probably come in handy, didn't I?
TEREZI: "PROB4BLY"???
ROSE: Yeah. Maybe.
TEREZI: 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW HOW TO US3 THOS3 POW3RS FULLY
TEREZI: 4ND WH3N3V3R 1 TRY 1 JUST DO SOM3TH1NG 1 R3GR3T
TEREZI: 1 DONT KNOW 1F 1 C4N BR1NG MYS3LF TO US3 TH3M 4G41N
ROSE: You just need to...
ROSE: Dig deep down and,
ROSE: Believe in yourself?
ROSE: Why don't you give that a shot.
TEREZI: >:|
ROSE: I'm sure when the time comes, accessing your full potential will involve tapping into just the right platitude.
ROSE: I don't know. I'm too hung over to give good seering advice.
ROSE: You see? This is the problem.
ROSE: Hence the need for a not-entirely-ironic support group.
ROSE: Let's do it. I declare Rainbow Rumpus Rehab Town is now in session.
ROSE: Where the fuck is a gavel when you need one...
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