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I DID IT! I CONQUERED THE MAROON STRIPE PLANET. THUS UNLOCKING. THE FINAL AND MOST POWERFUL TOAD GOBLIN OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!! WOW, HE'S SO PERFECT. SO HUGE. SO *STRONG*. I LOVE HIM BEING STRONG. FINALLY. THE IDEAL MINION. WITH THE TYPE OF POWER I ADMIRE THE MOST. WHICH IS. BEING A HUGE STRONG GUY WITH ENORMOUS POWERFUL MUSCLES! YESSSSSSSSSSS. OH YEAH. I ALSO GOT GREEN STRIPE HAT. HE'S GOOD TOO. IN THAT HE IS ALSO LARGE. AND RELATIVELY STRONG. AND MEAN. HE FLIPS A COIN TOO I THINK. WHICH IS ALSO COOL. OH, AND DON'T TELL ME WHAT THEY DO. ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT THEY'RE BIG AND STRONG. DO NOT SPOIL MY MOMENT OF TRIUMPH WITH MORE OF YOUR HUMAN MONKEY EARTH BUSINESS. WHAT. NOTHING TO SAY?
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
