GT: How do i do that? uu: YOU GO TO PROSPIT. GET ON YOUR QUEST SARSWAPAGUS. AND FUCKING DIE. GT: Die??? uu: YEAH. YOU OFF YOURSELF WITHOUT HESITATION. uu: OR FAILING THAT. DUE TO PATHETIC COWARDICE. uu: YOU WAIT AROUND TO BE SLAIN SERENDIPITOUSLY. uu: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I HAVE ALL THIS UNDER CONTROL. uu: IT'S ONE OF THE WAYS I'M HELPING YOU TO THE TOP. GT: Ok then. I will choose to believe you. GT: See what i did there? I just scored a few more hope points! GT: By strengthening my trust in you as well as our burgeoning friendship. GT: Oh also, friendship is a HUGE key to being good at hope. I forgot to mention that. uu: GROAN. uu: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU CHALLENGE ME. uu: SO I CAN BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY CANE. GT: Me neither! GT: So you say you will help me be a god tier... GT: But there are other ways you will help too? uu: YES. uu: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A GIFT. uu: IT IS MY JUJU. GT: Neat! GT: But what the bejesus is a juju? uu: I REALLY FIND IT HARD. TO COMPREHEND WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A JUJU IS. uu: BUT SINCE I AM YOUR PATRON MANBRO. I WILL PUT ASIDE THOSE FEELINGS. AND ATTEMPT TO BE A LITTLE MORE GAY. GT: That would be hunky dory. GT: In my view distinguished gentlemen should always strive to be as gay as possible with each other. uu: AMEN TO FUCKING THAT. uu: ANYWAY. A JUJU IS A MAGICAL THING. IT HAS NO REAL BEGINNING OR END. uu: THEY'RE JUST ALWAYS AROUND. THERE FOR YOU. uu: YOU GROW UP WITH THEM. AND THEY BRING YOU COMFORT. AND YOU NEVER QUESTION THEIR EXISTENCE. uu: IT'S LIKE SOME OF THE SHIT YOU HAD IN YOUR ROOM AS A KID. EXCEPT NOT USELESS GARBAGE. AND MORE MAGICAL. uu: THEY ALWAYS HAVE RULES. AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE OWNERS. uu: YOU CAN TAKE SOMEONE'S JUJU. IF THE OWNER WAS KILLED. uu: OR IF HE GIVES IT TO YOU FREELY. LIKE I'M DOING. uu: SO I WILL GIVE YOU THE CODE TO MAKE IT YOURSELF. uu: ONCE YOU DO. IT SHOULD DISAPPEAR FROM MY CHEST. AND IT WILL NO LONGER BE MINE.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.