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JADE:excuse me but did you just "laugh your ass off" at me under your breath ROXY: ummm ROXY: yea ROXY: maybe JADE::| JADE:i fail to see what is so amusing ROXY: u do ROXY: seriously? JADE:..... JADE:ok i guess the situation is a little funny because of this absurd folder JADE:and the fact that i woofed at you probably didnt help either JADE:but im not here to share a good laugh over the old ladys sense of design or her penchant for scrapbooking! JADE:i am here to make sure that you do as youre told ROXY: ugh JADE:now take the file and review your assignment ROXY: i already looked at it ROXY: its dumb and impossible and i aint cooperating w her regardless! JADE:yes you will ROXY: can we change the subject JADE:no ROXY: arent you jakes grandma JADE:thats what he told me when we were pen pals JADE:but i think its more accurate to say im his alternate universe biological daughter ROXY: oh ROXY: that clears that up then JADE:yes, it does :p JADE:now take the damn folder ROXY: so alt grannydaughter english ROXY: whyre u part dog + evil lookin JADE:DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!! ROXY: what JADE:my surname is harley not english JADE:but you may refer to me as jade, or ma'am if you are feeling especially nervous and deferential JADE:which as it turns out is the way you should be feeling about me, ALWAYS >:B ROXY: LOL!!! JADE:lol WHAT ROXY: jade i am in no way buying that ur normally this pompous and tyrannical ROXY: the shtick rly doesnt suit you its so obvious ROXY: why you doin the batterhags tacky bidding anyway ROXY: she got you under an xtra terrestrial fish spell or
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.