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ARANEA: I'm afraid not. Everyone must listen to the full story. MEENAH: omfg MEENAH: you really are turnin evil arent ya MEENAH: i would be proud except of how terrible and boring the actual consequences are for me personally JOHN: wait... JOHN: does that mean when you're a ghost you still have to pee? MEENAH: none a your business blue kid JOHN: that's so weird. JOHN: am i the only one who thinks that's weird? VRISKA: No, John. It's definitely pretty weird that ghosts have to pee. VRISKA: You get used to life as a ghost pretty fast, though. JOHN: but weren't you already pretty used to peeing when you were alive? VRISKA: Yeah. That's why you get used to it pretty fast, dummy! JOHN: this is kind of a stupid conversation. JOHN: can we hear more about the snakes and whatnot? it was a pretty cool story. ARANEA: Yes! ::::D ARANEA: As soon as Meenah returns from her visit to the load gaper. MEENAH: HOLY MACK-ER-EL CAN YOU S)(ITFUCKS JUST -ENJOY YOUR SPAC-E LIZARD PORN W)(IL-E I TAK-E A FUCKING PISS???
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.