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JOHN: look. JOHN: i love nic cage. he is basically my hero, ok? JOHN: but i'm kind of just realizing now that he is EMBARRASSINGLY BAD in this movie! JOHN: he is just doing this corny parody of a southern guy who is down on his luck, and acts "charming" with his goofy accent and stuff. JOHN: some things i used to think were so badass are just coming off as ridiculous now. JOHN: can you believe that one time we were watching this movie, when he said "put the bunny back in the box" i actually high fived my dad? JOHN: this time that line just made me roll my eyes. JOHN: there's so much crappy dialogue! JOHN: "cyrus, this is your barbecue, and it tastes good..." arrgh! JADE: but he was trying to sound like a hardened criminal to win the trust of john malkovich! JOHN: jade, please. it was a cheesy line, don't be so naive. JADE: what!! JADE: you spent your whole life worshiping this dumb movie and now youre calling ME naive???? JOHN: ok, i'm sorry. i guess in fairness to you, you have only just begun to climb the steep learning curve of this vexing and hypnotic film. JOHN: but i am no longer bound by its spell, jade. JADE: oh god JADE: vexing and hypnotic?? JADE: its a movie full of explosions about a guy with a mullet JADE: what is with you lately? you seem to be in such a crappy mood these days JOHN: i am fine. this MOVIE is what's crappy these days. JADE: oh bluh bluh JADE: can we just finish the rest of the movie?
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
