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KARKAT: SO YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE WAS SAYING WITH THAT EARSPLITTING MALARKEY? KANAYA: Yes KARKAT: WOW. KARKAT: I GUESS WE REALLY DID SEND THE RIGHT PERSON THEN. KARKAT: PLUS ONE USELESS TAG-ALONG, I GUESS TO BEAR WITNESS OR SOMETHING? KARKAT: AND PROBABLY RECORD THE LEGENDARY CONVERSATION LIKE A SCRIBE, WITH HIS BENCHWARMER'S PEN INTO THE HALLOWED SCROLL OF THE SECOND BANANA. KANAYA: What KARKAT: EXCEPT I DIDN'T BRING MY PEN OR SCROLL, AND I DON'T SPEAK MONSTER SCREAMING. KARKAT: SO MY TRANSCRIPT WOULD READ LIKE... KARKAT: "MORE SHRILL NOISES, LIKE GOD PLAYING THE EDGE OF A GLASS INSIDE YOUR THINK PAN" KARKAT: "MARYAM CONTINUES TO NOD ALONG" KANAYA: We Talked About You KARKAT: WHAT??? KARKAT: YOU DID KARKAT: WHAT DID SHE SAY? KANAYA: It Was A Short Conversation KANAYA: The Entire Exchange Was Quite Brief And Straightforward Actually KARKAT: NO, I KINDA GOT THAT. KARKAT: EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE A KEEN EAR FOR BEAST TWADDLE, I CAN STILL DETECT WHEN A CONVERSATION DOESN'T LAST FOR MUCH TIME. KARKAT: I MEAN, DID SHE SAY WHAT SHE WANTED WITH ME? KARKAT: OR WHAT SHE WANTS ME TO DO?? KANAYA: You Dont Have To Do Anything KANAYA: And She Didnt Want Anything With You In Particular KANAYA: She Just Wanted You Here KARKAT: OK??? KARKAT: WELL, HERE I AM, QUEEN SNAKE!!! KARKAT: SATISFIED?! KANAYA: Yes KANAYA: She Is Apparently KARKAT: THEN WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN MY NAME CAME UP! KANAYA: Now Is Probably Not The Right Time To Get Too Deep Into The Subject KANAYA: But It Was Nothing Bad KANAYA: To The Contrary Really KARKAT: OK... KARKAT: THEN WHAT ABOUT YOU? KARKAT: WHY DID SHE WANT TO SEE YOU, KANAYA... CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME *SOMETHING* ABOUT THIS MADDENING EXCHANGE? KANAYA: The Bottom Line Is The Meeting Has Served Its Purpose And Echidna Is Satisfied KANAYA: She Will Release The Frog When The Time Comes KANAYA: I Think Vriska Was Basically Right KANAYA: She Wanted To Get A Look At Us KANAYA: To Assess Our Worthiness KANAYA: Before She Would Agree To Authorize The Conception Of Another Universe KANAYA: It Would Seem That We Measured Up KANAYA: Once Her Questions Were Answered KARKAT: WHAT QUESTIONS? KANAYA: Those Pertaining To How Her Universe Would Be Treated Once Occupied KANAYA: And Whether We Intended To Take That Responsibility Seriously KANAYA: By Following Through With The Duties We Have Fundamentally Tasked Ourselves With By Our Natural Inclinations KANAYA: I Mean Us Specifically KANAYA: You And I KARKAT: DUTIES? KARKAT: NATURAL INCLINATIONS? KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT. KANAYA: Natural Inclinations I Think Just Means KANAYA: Some Idea That Is Important To Us That Has Threaded Its Way Through Every Moment And Decision Of Our Lives KANAYA: Even When Not Apparent KANAYA: The Refrain Of Our Being Maybe You Could Call It KANAYA: A Thing That Attracts And Inspires Us And Simultaneously Weighs On Us So Heavily We Are Never Sure What To Do KANAYA: For Me It Is Procreation I Believe KANAYA: And So Does She KANAYA: Fighting For The Persistence Of Our People KANAYA: I Guess You Could Say KANAYA: Motherhood? KARKAT: WHAT ABOUT ME THEN? KANAYA: I Think KANAYA: That Is For You To Say KARKAT: I'M NOT SURE IT IS, REALLY. KARKAT: IF I'M HEARING YOU RIGHT, WORTHINESS OF INHERITING THIS UNIVERSE HINGES ON WHETHER I CAN LIVE UP TO WHAT MY SHIT IS ABOUT, SO TO SPEAK. KARKAT: BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY SHIT IS ABOUT. KARKAT: I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW, ACTUALLY! KARKAT: CONSIDERING IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU TOUCHED ON THAT SUBJECT WITH HER, EVEN IF ONLY BRIEFLY, THEN IT SOUNDS LIKE A CONVERSATION I WOULD HAVE BENEFITED FROM UNDERSTANDING. KARKAT: REALLY, IF THERE WAS ONLY *ONE* CLANGOROUS CREATURE-SCREED I'D LIKED TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PARSE OVER MY LIFETIME, THIS WAS PROBABLY IT!!!
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.