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KARKAT: HOW IN THE CONTEMPTIBLE NAME OF MY PERMANENTLY HATE-SOILED JERKOFF TROUSERS CAN YOU ***POSSIBLY*** BE HERE?! JOHN: no, i'm not doing this! JOHN: i'm not explaining the retcon shit again! KARKAT: RET-WHAT SHIT?? KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO VRISKA? KARKAT: IS KARKAT: IS THAT *GAMZEE* TIED UP ON THE FLOOR THERE? KARKAT: WITH A HORN SHOVED IN HIS MOUTH??? GAMZEE: *HONK* JOHN: sigh. KARKAT: TEREZI, WHY IS GAMZEE TIED UP ON THE FLOOR. KARKAT: I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I THOUGHT HE HAD GOTTEN TO YOU FOR SURE. TEREZI: TH4T 1S SW33T OF YOU K4RK4T, BUT TH3R3 W4S NO N33D TO WORRY TEREZI: 1 CR4CK3D TH3 C4S3 TEREZI: W1TH 1NV3ST1G4T1ON SK1LLS L1K3 M1N3, 1T W4S 1N3V1T4BL3 >:] JOHN: (lmao.) KARKAT: UM, OK??? KARKAT: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF SOMEBODY TOLD ME WHAT SORT OF PREPOSTEROUS SHIT WAS TAKING PLACE UP HERE. KARKAT: WHAT HAPPENED TO VRISKA? WHY IS SHE PASSED OUT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR?! JOHN: because i punched her in the face. KARKAT: WHAT JOHN: you heard me. KARKAT: OK, JOHN, LISTEN. FIRST OF ALL, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. KARKAT: I DON'T EVEN KNOW *WHERE* TO BEGIN ADDRESSING THE GLOBE NUMBING ABSURDITY OF YOUR SUDDEN PRESENCE ON THIS METEOR. KARKAT: LET'S JUST AWKWARDLY STRAFE ALONG THE PERIMETER OF THAT HUMONGOUS, STINK-BELCHING TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM, AND LET THE VIOLENTLY UNINHIBITED NERD-GRILLING COMMENCE. KARKAT: *WHY* DID YOU PUNCH VRISKA IN THE FACE?????????? KARKAT: I MEAN... KARKAT: NOT THAT I NECESSARILY BLAME YOU, BUT STILL.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.