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KARKAT: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. KARKAT: HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH BETTER! KARKAT: IT'S LIKE THE RECKONING V 2.0. OR 3.0. OR WAIT, MAYBE 4.0 IF WE'RE COUNTING THE BEFORUS SESS... UGH, FUCK THIS SENTENCE I'M SAYING. KARKAT: HOW COULD IT ALL BOIL DOWN TO *YET ANOTHER* METEOR HURTLING TOWARD SKAIA SERVING AS THE HARBINGER OF OUR IMMINENT DEMISE? KARKAT: EXCEPT THIS TIME WE'RE *RIDING* THE FUCKING HARBINGER. KARKAT: WHICH IS IRONIC WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT! WE WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS LIFE RIDING A METEOR. MAKES SENSE THAT'S HOW WE'LL ALL GO OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DAVE: man pull it together DAVE: this thing has to have some escape pods or something KARKAT: WHERE! I NEVER SAW ANY! KARKAT: MAYBE THEY WERE BEING STORED IN THE HYPER GRAVITY CHAMBER! ROSE: We have a hypher gravitoy chambHIC. Ber? DAVE: or i guess maybe we could DAVE: just sort of DAVE: hop up DAVE: and DAVE: like... DAVE: fly away? KARKAT: WHY YOU ABHORRENT COLUMN OF SMARMY FILTH. YOU ALWAYS DID KNOW HOW TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND. KARKAT: WHAT ABOUT THOSE OF US WHO CAN'T FLY! YOU *KNOW* I CAN'T FLY, AND YOU *KNOW* IT'S A SORE SUBJECT FOR ME! DAVE: i swear to god DAVE: this meteor needs one of those baby on board things on the back DAVE: but like a grub instead of baby for max fidelity to the gag because TROLLZ DAVE: i know you cant fly dude obviously i would just carry you or something KARKAT: I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!! ROSE: Don'ot worry guy,s ROSE: I've vave a fealing evvvvvery thinks gogna work out. ;) DAVE: rose shut the fuck up BARK
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.