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06/03/07 - "Start Jailbreak Adventure"
06/03/07 - "Attempt to pry open window."
06/03/07 - "Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm"
06/03/07 - "Grow two muscular arms with which the manhandle the key"
06/03/07 - "Look for keyhole"
06/04/07 - "Throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door"
06/04/07 - "Loudly tell that guy to pick up key and try it on the door."
06/04/07 - "Pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back"
06/04/07 - "Open door"
06/04/07 - "Do a dance"
06/04/07 - "Knock on door."
06/04/07 - "Ask dungeon master if there is one fucking way out of room"
06/04/07 - "Examine floor"
06/04/07 - "Say hello to the pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Search room thoroughly for pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Throw shoe at key"
06/04/07 - "Rub key on chest."
06/04/07 - "Go through door."
06/04/07 - "Use key on door."
06/04/07 - "Pretend broken ladder is broken train track"
06/04/07 - "Use ladder as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Talk to the guy in the jail cell"
06/04/07 - "Ignore all future input from betelgeuse"
06/04/07 - "Turn long ladder into stilts"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to the end of ladder and extend it to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Make clay from dirt and pee, use it to glue ladder into pole"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to ladder and extend to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Toss the contraption into the air to give it added lift"
06/04/07 - "Drill a hole in the floor."
06/04/07 - "Sing 'malaguena'"
06/04/07 - "hollow out pumpkin, wear as helmet in case ceiling collapses"
06/04/07 - "Keep singing until guy drills through floor"
06/04/07 - "Serenade the guy about how you want the key"
06/04/07 - "Spit pee at man out the window."
06/04/07 - "BARF!"
06/04/07 - "Check on knocked out guard"
06/04/07 - "Try waking him by peeing on him"
06/04/07 - "Leap over him in a desperate bid for freedom."
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Use guards pants to lasso keys through the opening in door"
06/04/07 - "Use guard as battering ram on door"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to guard's body"
06/04/07 - ">status"
06/04/07 - ">unpause"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the floor"
06/04/07 - "Poke head through hole and wave."
06/04/07 - "Wave legs in the air"
06/04/07 - "Proceed."
06/04/07 - "Daub pictures of naked ladies on the wall with blood."
06/04/07 - "Drill hole through door"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the wall right next to the door."
06/04/07 - "Continue to enjoy Hunk Rump"
06/04/07 - "Command Logorg to dance"
06/04/07 - "Use logorg as a battering ram to open the door"
06/04/07 - "Put your brain inside Logorg's head."
06/04/07 - "Wreck(Reek?) havoc"
06/04/07 - "Make a little love."
06/04/07 - "Sacrifice your soul to the heathen gods."
06/04/07 - "Rebuild logorg"
06/04/07 - "Get down tonight."
06/04/07 - "Get a bachelor's degree in robotics"
06/04/07 - "Examine that rope-like object"
06/04/07 - "With great prescience, move away from end of the intestine"
06/04/07 - "Make a robot out of that guy"
06/04/07 - "Cry."
06/04/07 - "Pause"
06/04/07 - "Unpause"
06/04/07 - "Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Clean the place up a bit."
06/04/07 - "Eat whatever is in the hole"
06/04/07 - "Dig deeper! Search for Prime Minister's gold hookers"
06/04/07 - "Ease head out of hole."
06/04/07 - "Carve holes for mouth and eyes"
06/04/07 - "Go to window to show off new helmet"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Ask man to throw intestine up to you"
06/04/07 - "Be the other guy."
06/04/07 - "Drill through door"
06/04/07 - "Place head on "X""
06/04/07 - "Open pumpkin and cuddle whatever is inside!"
06/04/07 - "Check that door to see if it is locked."
06/04/07 - "Build pumpkin-armour."
06/04/07 - "Return to the courtyard to show off new suit."
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Use intestine like scarf / Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin portions just cut out of the head-pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Play the get out of jail free card"
06/04/07 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO THROUGH THE DOOR!!"
06/04/07 - "Carve the pumpkin into a surprised face!"
06/04/07 - "Put it in the sad recess"
06/04/07 - "Drink as much as you can as fast as you can."
06/04/07 - "Plug up the hole with a pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Carve pumpkins to match faces on the wall and put them in"
06/04/07 - "Oh shit"
06/04/07 - "Bring the gun along in case you have to off yourself."
06/04/07 - "Jump out the window."
06/04/07 - "Try to climb up the rope thing."
06/04/07 - "Survey surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of ambergris"
06/04/07 - "Use harpoon to get across to building and shoot down hole"
06/04/07 - "Pull lever and reel in the harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to the man."
06/04/07 - "ask harpooned man where rest of the few thousand pieces are"
06/04/07 - "Climb down ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
06/04/07 - "Take off helmet and use it for flotation. Flip switch again"
06/04/07 - "POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE"
06/04/07 - "Look around and thank guy for quick thinking with harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V"
06/04/07 - "Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest"
06/04/07 - "Continue"
06/04/07 - "turn around."
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into pumpkin invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into stomach invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Recite spell while spilling blood, invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge a sword"
06/04/07 - "Strike the elf."
06/04/07 - "Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish."
06/04/07 - "Ask for a pony. Ask for second wish by promising twin babies"
06/04/07 - "Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony."
06/04/07 - "Cut open the horse to sleep inside for the cold night"
06/04/07 - "Cast fireball at bungalow, so you stay extra warm tonight"
06/04/07 - "Dig up stump"
06/04/07 - "Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness."
06/04/07 - "Give bus of children to elves so you can go inside"
06/04/07 - "Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves"
06/04/07 - "Continue your downward spiral of mental instability"
06/04/07 - "invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party"
06/04/07 - "Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow"
06/04/07 - "Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves."
06/04/07 - "Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot"
06/04/07 - "bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony"
06/04/07 - "First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man"
06/04/07 - "With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man"




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Posted on 21 May 2013 by Andrew

Phoenix Comicon signing times: Friday at 4:30, Saturday at 4:00, Sunday at 3:30.

Posted on 8 May 2013 by Andrew




Posted on 23 April 2013 by Andrew

Convention Schedule

TCAF (Toronto) May, 11-12
Phoenix Comicon, May 23-26
Florida Supercon, July 4-7
San Diego, July (Plans not firm yet. More info on this later.)

Signing times will vary for each convention. I'll post details as they come.

Updated adventure map.

Posted on 14 April 2013 by Andrew

THE YEAR 4 MEGAPAUSE

TLDR; Act 6 Act 6 is next. This is Homestuck's final push. But before I start on it, I'll be taking a very significant hiatus to work on the game.

4/13/13 marked the 4th year of Homestuck, and a little more than the 5th year of MSPA's regular updates overall. Thanks to all those who've hung in there the whole time, as well as the very large number of you who piled on to this silly wagon at some point along the way.

The idea last year was to finish Homestuck and then begin working on the game. But as I've started to get into the early game dev process a bit, it's become obvious I have to start working on it much sooner. As in, right now. It takes many months of drawing and programming to make a game. But nobody can start on any of that until I've done a lot of writing and planning. So what it comes down to is, either I delay finishing Homestuck by a few months, or delay the release of the game by what would probably be a lot longer than that. Considering people threw 2.5 million bucks at me to make a game, I think that choice is obvious.

If I could do both at the same time, I would. But that's not realistic. Working on HS is an all consuming thing. Designing a whole game I believe will be too. It may sound obvious, but it can't be emphasized enough - entertainment takes a lot of time to create. More time than most people think. MSPA somewhat obscures that reality because I work on it as maniacally and efficiently as I can to keep the rate of output as high as possible. But the ease of production is an illusion. It is in fact a nonstop grind to generate this much material at a consistent rate. So I have to put all that on hold if I want to get anything else done.

I have noticed that some people believed HS would end on 4/13/13, though I never said that it would. Even if the story appeared to be on the precipice of resolution (which it wasn't), these rumors could be debunked for one simple reason. Animation takes A LOT of time. You've got to expect a story like this would end with some sort of big animation, right? I can't make those without suspending all updates completely for a good while. Trust me, the end to this won't sneak up on anyone. It will be really obvious when it's on the way.

To alleviate some of the suspense and wild speculation, I will give you a very loose estimate of my schedule, from now until the end of HS. Please observe these facts, as organized by this really awesome "html table" I have designed for this purpose.

The thing I am going to be doing How long that thing is going to take me
Work on the game, and probably some other stuff, like make more HS books. Oh, also go to a few conventions. No updates. Months
Work on a whole bunch of regular updates for A6A6, leading up to the end of HS. Months
Work on the final animation, plus zero or more other animations, just before or somewhat near the end of HS. Months


So that's it for now. See you in a while. Unless you decide to reread Homestuck or something. In which case I guess I'll keep seeing you here. Well not me, but my website will see you. My website is always watching.

Posted on 27 Mar 2013 by Andrew



In the Topatoco store there is a new shirt, featuring this highly attractive design by Lexxy! The shirt is available in white and black. Lexxy as you may know has drawn a bunch of things that have appeared in Homestuck animations. She is also planning a great looking comic called Cloud Factory. Also, she is basically the star of a reality TV show called Strip Search. This is an up and coming artist for whom I see BIG THINGS. Yes, I know I am really going out on a limb with this prediction, but I am well known for making such bold and controversial claims.

Posted on 15 Mar 2013 by Andrew

New album!



It is called Cherubim. Worth noting: this album contains the song used in Caliborn: Enter. It's the last track, called Eternity Served Cold, by Malcolm Brown.

Posted on 22 Jan 2013 by Andrew



Posted on 21 Jan 2013 by Andrew

More new things! 2013 calendars, and some cherub hoodies:





Posted on 28 Nov 2012 by Andrew

Check it out! Some hot new things in the What Pumpkin Store. WE GOT:

Some cool Sburb polos!



Alpha kid pins!



Alpha kid logos on white shirts! (Perhaps better suited for your cosplay dreams??)



Yes!!!



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