JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave, she was going to be my WIFE! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: BOO < !!!!!!!!!!!!! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Sighhh. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i was? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < er DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < she was? JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, Dave. I am quite sure of it. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < um DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < well furst of all DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < maybe you should stop calling me dave? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < my name is davepeta now JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes you're right. I'm sorry Davepeta. JASPROSESPRITE^2: No offense, but the Dave part of you is sort of the fly in the ointment here, so when I look at you, that tends to be who I see. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah thats cool DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < since he became a bird that part of me got pretty used to being a most unwelcome dave in practically all situations let alone when he rudely crashes a tea date through accidental bodysharing shenanigans DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but now im like this whole new neat kind of sprite with legs again and claws and shit and id prefer that my new identity be respected please! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yeah. I am very sorry. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I was just sad is all. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < awww DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i understand DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you could even say i "know that f33l" DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < h33h33 loling my ass off DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i love that theres this whole side of me that is all freshly tickled by even the most basic applickations of irony DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < for instance that was some weaksauce milk but here i am lapping it up B33 JASPROSESPRITE^2: It pleases me to hear you have rediscovered the joys of entry-level irony, Davepeta. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but yeah sorry for blowing our date DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < even if i... she... wasnt sure what to make of the date? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < she was really flattered that you liked her tho DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but i dunno if it would have led to marriage! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i think yall may have b33n pouncing the gun on that JASPROSESPRITE^2: I don't think so. I had it all figured out. JASPROSESPRITE^2: She never got a chance to see any of my moves though, so I guess we'll never know. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i dunno... gettin married isnt even a thing for trolls! JASPROSESPRITE^2: It was just a figure of speech. It isn't a thing for cats either, remember? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < ok but even so i still dont think you can force something like that DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < we would have n33ded to spend more time together and stuff to find out! JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes we would have spent that time together, and it would have turned out to be magical. Trust me. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < god DAMN rose gettin some kitty cat mixed up in ya made you so much HELLA SMUGGER than usual DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i kinda dig it??? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it suits you JASPROSESPRITE^2: Does it? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean you were always full of yourself but now youre owning it so completely DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < f33ls a lot more honest tbh JASPROSESPRITE^2: That is, JASPROSESPRITE^2: Wow. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Actually such a nice compliment? Thank you, Davepeta. DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you know DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < the fridge is like DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < all fuckin set up and what not DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < the tea is there DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < jake is still setting the mood with his space cadet antics on a nearby hill DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < we could just like DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < uh DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < k33p doing our date JASPROSESPRITE^2: WHAT?!
Here's another huge deal announcement. A "bomb shell", you could say. The zodiac has officially been extended to include 288 signs, instead of the meager assortment of 12 you are familiar with. The resulting system is known as the Extended Zodiac. You may determine your True Sign by taking a test, if you wish.
I envisioned an expansion like this a couple years ago, when it became clear that due to the large volume of NPCs in Hiveswap, many new troll symbols would have to be created. So we made a large library of symbols to draw from when designing characters (A lot more symbols than characters. Don't worry, the game roster isn't THAT out of control.) But why stop at just a static library of new signs when you could take the opportunity to reinvent astrology itself?
The test uses a couple other personal classifiers from Homestuck lore to triangulate your True Sign designation from this dizzying barrage of iconography. What do you do with this information? I don't know. Make some cool new OCs? Discuss your new sign with friends? Cause great agitation and bewilderment among astrological purists? The sky's the limit. Also, those invested in what qualifies as "canon" when it comes to Homestuck lore may take interest in this test, which formally evaluates whether you are a Prospit or Derse Dreamer (involving a new term of art for the sake of this system, called Lunar Sway), as well as your Aspect. I am sure some will wonder whether this means a God Tier Class test will be available as well. Some day, yes, probably. For now, only Aspect is applicable to this system. But the precedent now exists for the expectation to be CANONICALLY classified by literally any absurd profiling system I have ever concocted, and you have just obtained a full license to not let anyone forget this.
Here's a very special new book made by me, dril, and KC Green, which you can preorder here. This seemed like a good way to do it since we had no idea how many of these books to print. A hundred? A million? ZERO??? You guys will decide. Plus there's a lot of other cool stuff there. If you have any interest in this book at all, it's probably a good idea for you to jump on it now. There's no telling how easy it will be to get your hands on after the first run has shipped to backers.
About the friends who helped out: my guess is you are probably familiar with dril's twitter brand? A couple years ago we talked about working on this, one thing led to another, and now here we are asking you to buy a book with a spoon concealed inside of it. The way I see it is, you don't just get any clown off the street to write for characters with the complexity and emotional depth that these ones have. You bring out the big guns. This is a man who knows his way around a huge ass. A man who knows all too well the plight of the gamer. A man who won't hesitate to engage with some of your favorite brands, and will not flinch at a longform narrative about a pissed off guy searching the world for his spoon.
KC Green has already done some good work with the SBaHJ franchise, you may remember. For the sake of authenticity I did a lot of coloring work over his pencils and put some serious attention on generally screwing everything up. Don't worry, we had some very important standards of quality that I took great care to ensure we catastrophically failed to meet. KC does a lot of other great stuff too. Did you know he did the dog who says this is fine even though the room is on fire? It's crazy how much people love that damn dog. Not everyone knows he did it though, and people should applaud him more for his stuff. Same with dril. Let's hear it for these boys and their priceless contributions to our society. I hope you like this book!
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.
Hiveswap has been released. You should go play it!
Huge thanks to the entire What Pumpkin Games team for all their hard work on this project. Everyone involved has much to be proud of. Personally, I think the game is VERY GOOD! Really, better than I imagined it would be when scribbling notes for it years ago. Credit is owed to the fans for their patience while the necessary time was taken to build a studio capable of making a game like this. And above all, credit is owed to the great team that brought it to life. If you happen to spot any contributors out in the wild, on social media or such, I hope you will extend your appreciation for what they have accomplished.
What Pumpkin and Homestuck are partnering with Viz Media to work on a lot of cool stuff together in the future. This will include projects based on both the Homestuck and Hiveswap worlds. The possibilities are wide open, but here are a couple examples of things we know we're going to work on already...
Viz will begin releasing the Homestuck books again, starting next year. These will be nice new hardcover editions, and the plan is to just keep turning out volumes until the entire story is in print. Each volume will be full of my Secret Notes just like the previous ones were. Viz will also be involved in the release of the mysterious epilogue project I alluded to a while ago. Details on format, release date, etc, will remain undisclosed until further notice, but you can expect more information about that to surface next year too. I wanted to do something a little unusual for it, something existing outside the confines of the web story. Working with Viz struck me as good opportunity for this.
Aside from that, anything can happen. Take a look at the sorts of things Viz has already published or produced. These are all examples of things on the table for future consideration for either Homestuck or Hiveswap. I've got plenty of ideas, and so do they. Maybe you do too??