JOHN: well, did you actually take jade's pulse?
JOHN: you know, she does like to sleep a lot.
TEREZI: 1 SN1FF3D BOTH H3R 4ND D4V3'S PO1GN4NTLY OV3RL4PP1NG TORSOS V3RY C4R3FULLY FOR 4 HUM4N PULS3
TEREZI: 4L4S 1 FOUND NON3 >:[
JOHN: and then...
JOHN: you decided to take her shoes.
JOHN: and you thought that was an appropriate thing to do...
JOHN: why, exactly?
TEREZI: JOHN, H3R SHO3S W3R3 R3D, SP4RKLY, 4ND D3L1C1OUS
TEREZI: 1 4M ONLY FL3SH 4ND BLOOD
JOHN: ugh, you are such a weirdo.
JOHN: why are all troll girls so WEIRD?!
JOHN: every single one i have met is some kind of depraved lunatic.
JOHN: all the troll boys i have met are just lame weenies though.
JOHN: well, except for karkat. karkat was great.
JOHN: may he rest in peace :(
TEREZI: DON'T FUCK1NG S4Y TH4T!!!
TEREZI: H3 1S NOT D34D!
JOHN: but, you just said...
TEREZI: 1 M34N, H3 DO3SN'T H4V3 TO B3!
TEREZI: 1 D1D NOT COM3 H3R3 TO B4TH3 1N TH3 R3PUGN4NT 4TT1TUD3 OF 4 D3F34T1ST DORK
TEREZI: 1 C4M3 H3R3 TO FORC3 S41D DORK TO US3 H1S 1NCR3D1BL3 4ND TOT4LLY UNPR3C3D3NT3D POW3RS TO S3T 3V3RYTH1NG R1GHT, 3V3N 1F 1T M34NS ST4BB1NG H1M UNT1L H3 COMPL13S
JOHN: ok! you don't need to stab me, really!
JOHN: don't you think i WANT to?
JOHN: we just lost everyone we cared about! of COURSE i want to go back and change things!
JOHN: i just have no idea HOW!!!
TEREZI: TH4T 1S NOT MY PROBL3M
TEREZI: JUST 4S 4 L4CK OF STYL1SH G3MSTON3 STUDD3D FOOTW34R 1S 4LSO NOT MY PROBL3M, 4S OF PR3C1S3LY TOD4Y
TEREZI: TH3S3 TH1NGS 4R3 YOUR PROBL3MS TO SOLV3
TEREZI: BOTH TH3 P1T14BL3 L4CK OF COMM4ND OV3R YOUR Z4PPY PROW3SS, 4S W3LL 4S TH3 GROT3SQU3 P41R OF B4N4N4 LO4F3RS ON YOUR F33T
JOHN: EARGH, I FRIGGIN' *HATE* TROLL GIRLS!