JOHN: ok, there's just no way that change was important.
JOHN: i know this stuff can be pretty subtle, but come on.
JOHN: she HAS to be messing with me at this point.
JOHN: with my new powers, i feel like i'm the ultimate prankster, but to be honest, i'm having a hard time figuring out who is pranking WHO here, exactly.
JOHN: it's me, isn't it.
JOHN: i'm the one getting owned, aren't i.
JOHN: owned by a crazy blind girl, trolling me through time with notes written in her blood moments before she died.
JOHN: but she's also kind of... trolling herself too?
JOHN: i am dealing with a true professional here.
JOHN: alright, enough of this asinine horse play.
JOHN: let's see what the scarf of stupidity has in store for me next!