JADE:remember this? DAVE: no JADE:dave are you lying to me? DAVE: no! DAVE: ive never seen that thing before JADE:but i found it on your planet JADE:it must have gotten here somehow DAVE: i didnt take your lousy egg JADE:its not an egg! DAVE: yeah well these planets are crawling with brainless lizards maybe one of them thought it was an egg DAVE: and then brought it here cause its warm here and tried to hatch it JADE:you really have a one track mind when it comes to certain things DAVE: what things DAVE: what are you talking about JADE:davesprite was like that too... i just figured it was because he was part bird JADE:but no, here you are going on about bird things too just like him :p DAVE: come on dont compare me to him DAVE: just cause i think its an eggy looking thing dont mean i think like a damn bird JADE:mm hmm JADE:and just because i have these pointy ears doesnt mean i wouldnt kill for some snausages right now! DAVE: ..................... DAVE: do you actually want snausages JADE:..................... JADE:maybe ._. DAVE: ok well snausages notwithstanding this is bullshit DAVE: tell me how that thing doesnt look like an egg to you DAVE: how is that not so obviously SUCH an egg??? JADE:its a cueball dave! DAVE: i see DAVE: so if im following DAVE: then what youre trying to tell me is DAVE: lord english has some sort of severe egg allergy that we are hoping to exploit JADE:sigh JADE:i see its still impossible to have a serious conversation with you, whether you are a sassy bird or not JADE:i thought regular dave might have matured a little over three years but i guess i was wrong DAVE: can we just make the eggsword already
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.