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WHAT IS THAT.
What does it look like?
It's a magic crowbar.
WHY IS HE GIVING IT TO ME.
I'm not sure.
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING.
I know a lot of things. But I don't always understand his motivation for doing the stupid things he does.
WHY NOT.
I just don't.
Like one time? He sold a girl some potions. I have no idea why he did that.
POTIONS?
Yes potions.
He also threw some corpses into a sprite to revive them, and fused their identities to create a disturbing freak of nature.
I'm still not really sure why he did that. Probably just to fuck with everybody.
WHAT CORPSES.
It doesn't matter what corpses. Just some corpses, ok?
The point is, he probably didn't even have any reason for doing it. He was just being weird and capricious.
But that doesn't mean it didn't end up serving an important purpose anyway.
After the fused corpse sprite exploded, both of their ghosts got fed up and decided to start working together.
And now they're doing some important stuff in the afterlife. But I kind of doubt this clown had any idea that would happen.
Or maybe he did? Who really knows with clowns.
HOLY FUCK. WHO CARES ABOUT THIS.
WHAT ABOUT THE CROWBAR.
What about it?
YOU SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT.
It is important.
But I don't know if HE knows that.
I BET THAT CROWBAR IS A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE. I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT.
Maybe he heard you bitching about the wireless mouse being welded to the counter, and he's giving you something to pry it off with?
OH. RIGHT.
MAYBE THAT'S IT.
But that's not why it's important.
THEN WHY.
You know how at the start of an adventure, you find some seemingly trivial thing that turns out to be important later?
But at the time you have no idea why or how it'll turn out to be important?
YEAH.
It's like that.
THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING.
It explains everything.
WHAT'S MAGIC ABOUT IT. WHAT DOES IT DO.
I'm not telling.
TELL ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT.
No.
YES.
Just take the damn crowbar.
OK. FINE.
I THINK I AM DEVELOPING A PREMONITION.
ABOUT WHY THIS IS IMPORTANT. AND WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT.
Really?
YES. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN REALLY SOON!
I CAN FEEL IT.
Wait, what are you...

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