DAVE: dude did you just bark KARKAT: WHAT? NO I DIDN'T BARK. KARKAT: I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. DAVE: why would i bark KARKAT: WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BARK??? DAVE: because youre having a mental breakdown KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A MENTAL GO FUCK YOURSELF? KARKAT: OR! OR WAIT! THEN USE YOUR ALLEGED "TIME POWERS" TO MAKE A COPY OF YOURSELF AND TURN THIS AUDACIOUS PHANTASY INTO A SENSUAL REALITY! DAVE: nah BARK KARKAT: THERE IT WAS AGAIN! KARKAT: THE BARK HAPPENED AGAIN! DAVE: wasnt me KARKAT: WHO THE FUCK IS BARKING. DAVE: kanaya did you bark DAVE: you fuckin with us maryam KANAYA: (hisssss...) KARKAT: TEREZI, WAS IT YOU??? TEREZI: (grrrrrr...) KARKAT: WHAT IS IT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? DAVE: maybe the mayor barked DAVE: mayor was that you DAVE: haha i bet it was DAVE: god i love the mayor hes so full of surprises
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.